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[2020s] Douchiest Car Make or Model?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Feb 20, 2023.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Is it still Hummer or has that been passed by Tesla?
     
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  2. Sajan

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    all cars apparently.

    Based on the nearly 1-thousand responses, these are the cars women reveal that scream Douchebag to them!


    • “Jacked up trucks” “Can confirm. I live in Maine and every other car is a jacked up truck. And every single one of them is a douchebag”
    • “Loud exhaust. Guys, we aren’t impressed.” “If I can hear it before I can see it, I already hate it”
    • “Porsche and Mercedes.”
    • “These lowered Honda Civic /Subaru 2001-2008 with loud exhausts cutting off traffic at 30 miles/hour in school zones”
    • “Any car that has those testicles hanging off the back. Like why??”
    • “When it’s littered with political, religious, or try hard stickers.”
    • “Dodge Challenger”
    • “The ones that speed down my residential street with crazy-loud engines and never stop at the stop signs. Also, Hummers and F-350s.”
    • “Any camo colored car”
    • “Most BMWs”
    • “Anyone driving a dually as their personal vehicle. It’s like ok Brian, you work on the third floor of an office building in a cubicle. Settle down.”
    • “Ferrari, Lamborghini etc. Always owned by trust fund babies or newly rich middle aged men needing to prove something.”
    • “It’s not about the car, it’s about how they drive and where they park it…”

    https://k1047.com/2022/09/13/women-reveal-the-cars-that-scream-douchebag-to-them/
     
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  3. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    Gigantic trucks, especially the ones with 6 wheels. Unless you work on a ranch or an oil field, you don't need a truck that big to drive around the city.

    Also, if you're driving a brand new car with a $900/month payment and you're complaining about the price of eggs.....I can't do nothing for ya, man.
     
  4. Haymitch

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    Nothing really comes to mind. In the right situation, almost any vehicle would be ok. In the wrong situation, almost any person in those vehicles can be douchey. So I think it just depends on your situation.

    For example, there's someone in my neighborhood with a Camaro who loves to speed off past a busy playground. Now, I don't like Camaros and never have, but I have no issue with them. They're just not my favorite. But that dude who wants to stomp on the gas when right by a playground? He's a massive douche.

    Small Hondas and such with the fake loud exhausts make me laugh. They're just so ****ing absurd and I can't believe anyone would think otherwise, but I don't think they're douchey - they're just ridiculous.
     
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  5. Sajan

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    If I had a Honda Civic I am putting an extra muffler to make it even more quiet. The last thing I want to do is bring attention to myself to let the world know I am driving a 1 cylinder VTECH honda.

    But idiots going to strap a giant surfboard as a wing because u know...DOWNFORCE.
     
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  6. STR8Thugg

    STR8Thugg STR8Thugg Member

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    These new age trucks with stock headlights that can illuminate a path from here to Mars. Just don’t understand why I’m having to adjust all my mirrors when one pulls up behind me at night.
     
  7. marky :)

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    Whoa now. Not all civics are super lame, mine is a 4 cylinder with a 4 speed.
     
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  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Bro, u need to STFU.
     
  9. Sajan

    Sajan Member

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    COME AT ME BRO.

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    this you?

     
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  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Bro, listen...

     
  11. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Not sure how MUSTANG/CHARGER/CHALLENGER escaped these lists. I always assume it's some HS kid that doesn't know how to drive, driving these cars. They always have body damage and the driver is always swinging recklessly between lanes at 100+mph.
     
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  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    This 100%. It was about 25 years ago, but it was one of the last slow pitch softball tournaments I played in and I remember driving to Nashville (60 mile drive) and 3 of the guys that were playing on our team had these great big Silverado/F150/Ram trucks with really loud exhaust, etc. It was absolute torture to have to drive behind these 3 dbags, but we had no choice as they were the only ones who knew how to get to the park.
     
  13. Sajan

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    lmao. 6:20.
    that sounds terrible.
     
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  14. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    I can't even understand how you could make that 2.0 engine sound that bad.
     
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    Well the first step would be modifying an Accord.
     
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  16. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Bro, GTFO
     
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    This is why I sold the GS350 and went with a lifted Tundra, I also work in a second floor office building and tote my kid all over central Texas for tournaments packed full of Ice chests and Bat Bags ect.
     
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  18. Sajan

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    1. these LEDs are insanely bright and harsh.
    2. everyone has their trucks lifted but do not realign lights.
    3. people are putting HID bulbs in halogen housing.

    The road signs above are now illuminated so bright....so you know someone behind you is spraying it.
     
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    I almost bought a Civic Type R a few years back but couldn't give in to paying above sticker. Dealerships were going up to 10K over for one. Its about the only Honda I have ever seriously considered. I regret trading in my Evo X...
     
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    I think its cool to have a lifted truck or sporty nice car if you were
    (1) a teenager &
    (2) given free to you , I don't like to over spend on a car ,prefer to blind in rather than seek attention but it seems driving nowadays is more like survivors of the fits .
    https://www.nhtsa.gov/press-releases/early-estimates-first-quarter-2022

    which forced my hand to look for heavy 2,tons SUV for safety
     

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