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[Official] Jaguars @ Texans

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Castor27, Sep 7, 2021.

  1. Hank McDowell

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    If they are healthy, the Texans can beat Jacksonville week one. In fact I think that they will, but there are very few other wins on the schedule the rest of the way.
     
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  2. RHU525

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    Who said I was watching? I wouldn't subject myself to this trash. Had season tickets for 17 years and finally gave it up this year. I don't see us winning a single game unless they play Deshaun and even if with Deshaun maybe we win 2?
     
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  3. RHU525

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    Not when your the Texans.. they are completely clueless. In every other year we've watched at least we had 1 superstar player we could count on. This year we have nothing. Literally nothing.
     
  4. Bobbythegreat

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    It's fun to have no expectations whatsoever, since 0-17 is assumed, there's no way to be disappointed.....and you don't have to cheer for a rapist.

    Basically, it could be worse.
     
  5. spankyou

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    oh it could be worse, it could be 0-0-17 lolololl
     
  6. Bobbythegreat

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    Actually I think 17 ties would be more exciting....and we'd still get the top pick.
     
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  7. Jalen Green OnlyFan

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    I think Culley is going to have us overachieve.

    5-12 and mostly close games
     
  8. RHU525

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    It could be way worse, we could trade Deshaun for a 3rd round pick.
     
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  9. GOOGOOMECHUCK

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    This is a Texans W. Coach Culley is a good man
     
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  10. Bobbythegreat

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    Yeah that would be stupid, I'd much rather him be forced to ride out the rest of his contract on the bench, effectively destroying his career than to take that kind of deal.

    I think what we want is to have him sit the whole year, get the top pick in the draft, AND fleece some team who wants the rapist in the offseason.

    I don't see it, but perhaps that's just because I'd see that as kind of a worst case scenario.
     
  11. Hemingway

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    Jags 20-7 Lawrence will be mediocre, but Texans have no weapons to score.
     
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  12. Fulgore

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    One of the few games I think the Texans will win. Tyrod is mediocre but he’s good enough to beat the jags at home.
     
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    Hargreaves might be moving back outside or possibly getting cut
     
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  14. Hank McDowell

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    This is a great move by the way. Moreland will make an impact pretty quickly with this defense. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he’s starting at some point.
     
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  15. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    How would they get the top pick? 0-0-17 is equivalent to 8.5-8.5. A team 0-17 has a much worse record than 0-0-17.
     
  16. Buck Turgidson

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    Whose wife did Greg Gumbel **** to get him stuck with this game Week 1?

    Poor b*stard.
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Street free agents recovering from injury do not make an impact, quickly or otherwise.
     
  18. evilhomer

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    If the Texans really want to win fans over they should make John McClain and Vandermeer do that hamburger dress up race thing they do. Then they can have a contest to see whoever guesses the closest to the measurement of how far Vandermeer's eyeballs will pop out across the field after McClain plops down on top of him dressed as a bun. Whomever gets the closest to the actual distance wins a free scratch off Lotto ticket for his or her section.
     
  19. Mashing

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    Do we score more than 10 points? The mystery 8-ball says NO.
     
  20. DatRocketFan

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    There's really no player 2 root for on this shtty ass team.

    Dont really have a plan, basically another tank season.

    So many weakness/holes in our team. Watson and legal issues, but let's b honest he wasn't gonna do anything with this team.

    Fk u BoB and BoB defenders.

    I would b surprised and consider it a win if we go past 21 points a game with the talent we currently have.
     
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