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Powerdancers in China

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tannersearle78, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Absolut_RoxFan

    Absolut_RoxFan Contributing Member

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    Clutch still looks like he's wearing a dress. He needs a white waistband. Good job with the ear color change though.
     
  2. tannersearle78

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    I wonder if that chubby CHinese kid is the fat kid Yao had to prop up in that commercial.
     
  3. tannersearle78

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    [​IMG]

    Clutch the Bear: "Tom Cruise, eat your heart out."
     
  4. tannersearle78

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    Okay, happy now?

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    Girls: "I need to do some sit ups."
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    That's an awful lot of honey for just one bear.
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Keep up the good work, tannersearle78.

    Is it possible to give a thread 6 stars? :D
     
  7. tannersearle78

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    I really don't care about the content of this thread; I'm just thrilled to start a thread with a 5 star rating. Obviously, it doesn't take much to please the male masses.

    So here's another one.

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  8. tannersearle78

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    I wonder if the Chinese government had a problem with the outfits these girls were wearing.
     
  9. daoshi

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    What are the Power Dancers doing over there during NBA season? Do the Rockets have two dancing team? I'm assuming it's winter from the background.


    --daoshi
     
  10. tannersearle78

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    They sent the scrubs. Either way, I'm sure many little boys in China were quite titillated by the whole affair.
     
  11. whats up

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    The Rockets were on a five game road trip for 10 days -- that's 10 days off for the dancers. Les is sure making the dancers earn their paychecks. But heck, I'd post nude for rockets.com if they pay for my expenses and round-trip air-fare to China(I'd need a loincloth to cover the shrinkage due to cold weather).
     
  12. daoshi

    daoshi Contributing Member

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    You sure about this? The girls look like the real Power Dancers!


    --daoshi
     
  13. Lionheart

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    The kid is dangerously close to CLutch's pacckage. Your brain (sense of humor ) is dangerously comparable to the kid.
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    It sounds like yours is dangerously comparable to a tree stump.
     
  15. jiggadi

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    MMMMM....Power Dancers....:)
     
  16. Lionheart

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    Sounds like yours is comparable to Robe Lowe. I'm sorry I'm not like you, I dont get off on jokes that have dry sense of humor. Particularly jokes that envolves sex & little kids.
     
  17. aries323

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    This thread is up there with the best of them.


    :D

    Thank you TannerSearle78, and I hear you don't look too bad yourself. :D
     
  18. mleahy999

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    Please don't rain on this 6 star thread about hot Power Dancers, bear shrinkage, and cheap one liners. You need to step down from that high horse once in a while.
     
  19. tannersearle78

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    Keep my five star post alive. I'm so vain.

    Newest rumor to hit the streets. Underneath the bear outfit, Clutch the bear is actually . . . . *gasp* . . . naked. And if any of the boys out there are wondering, *gasp*, the girls, underneath those red napkins, are naked as well.
     
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    I wonder if the Rockets switched the color of their uniforms, and cheerleading uniforms, to red in order to ingratiate the organization to the Communist China.
     

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