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This Indian guy does not give a **** !!!!

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  1. bamaslammer

    bamaslammer Contributing Member

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    Can you believe this guy has not eaten, drank, shat, or whizzed in several decades? Guess we could call it the Prahlad Jani diet?

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    #1 bamaslammer, Nov 25, 2003
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    He needs squishie from the Quickie Mart, that would cure his ills.
     
    #2 Austin70, Nov 25, 2003
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    I saw that on tv the other day. He claims he hasn't eaten or drank in like 60+ years. He claims meditation (sp) gives him all he needs.
     
    #3 Uprising, Nov 25, 2003
  4. MoBalls

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    Boolscheet!!!
     
    #4 MoBalls, Nov 25, 2003
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    "The only fluid he was allowed was a small amount of water, to use as mouthwash. "

    He remains mindful of his halitosis.
     
    #5 mleahy999, Nov 25, 2003
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    One of these days, I will not give a **** and be just like that guy.
     
    #6 Mr. Clutch, Nov 25, 2003
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    So does he just sit there like that all day?

    Seriously, how much energy can those "magical herbs" provide this guy?

    And how the hell did he find a substitute for water? Hell, with his findings, we can colonize other planets and make the deserts habitable.

    I can't wait to ask my aunt and uncle (who are visiting from India) if they know this guy. Maybe they can tell me what Indians think.
     
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    from the article:


    "I feel no need for food and water," says Mr Jani, who claims he was blessed by a goddess at the age of eight and has lived in caves ever since.


    I wouldn't exactly call that a blessing. A curse, probably. But certainly not a blessing.
     
    #8 drapg, Nov 25, 2003
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    "Maybe that's what happened to Osama.... wait maybe that guy IS Osama?! Get 'em!!!"
    -Brought to you by the Office of Homeland Security
     
    #9 Mulder, Nov 25, 2003
  10. wakkoman

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    mediation can teach you great things
    one of the most valuable things you will achieve from mediation is control over your body and mind. the discipline this guy has is amazing
     
    #10 wakkoman, Nov 25, 2003
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    Is he actually just a stuffed doll with a radio box inside?
     
    #11 BBnP4l, Nov 25, 2003
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    He secretly nibbles on his beard when no one is looking.
     
    #12 KingCheetah, Nov 25, 2003
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    I tried that and promptly started losing the hair on top of my head. My karma must be imbalanced.
     
    #13 Deckard, Nov 25, 2003
  14. MR. MEOWGI

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    Wasn't this guy your roomate some years ago?
     
    #14 MR. MEOWGI, Nov 25, 2003
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    Damn hippies :D
     
    #15 KingCheetah, Nov 25, 2003
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    Next thing you know this is a high tech cyborg interested in meditation.
     
    #16 Panda, Nov 25, 2003
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    This guy makes David Blaine (sp?) look like a p*ssy. Blaine looked like an idiot in the first place but this old dude has done what Blaine did for most of his life time and not a measley month.
     
    #17 Austin70, Nov 25, 2003
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    I don't buy it.

    Even if your not hungry in a 60 year span eventually your just going to want to eat for enjoyment.


    I do it about 6 times a day.
     
    #18 rocketfan83, Nov 25, 2003
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    Its a lie... 10 dollars says he's a scam artist and just wanted some money or did it for the publication...

    and before you all go balistic IM HALF INDIAN so i know all that BS that goes around there
     
    #19 AMS, Nov 25, 2003
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    i believe it and I'm WHOLE INDIAN, so does that make me more right than you :confused:
     
    #20 wakkoman, Nov 25, 2003
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