[Possible WOJ] Rockets to interview key clutchfan members for HC position

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Did they finally interview Harden2 Capella?

Those PNR with Harden to Capella would be awesome, unlike Harden to Dwight Hurt Feeling dude

 

Nobody mentioned "what"? You don't have to be a Rockets fan to be the HC, do you?

 

"what" is about to show everyone that he is on Don Chaney's level.

 

I did not get the job because I was told that I talked too much defense during the interview, which wasted too much time for Les and Harden.

 

Mine is lined up for tomorrow afternoon. The core of my philosophy hinges around the theory that when we score more points than the opposing team we win..... Every time! I'm going to blow their minds!!!!!

 

I got the job guys!

All I need to do is not higher my own staff, or implement any of my strategies. Morey gave his ideas to hang picked assistants.

But don't worry, I'm going to clap so hard, you can hear me even during away games. The resounding voice of my "try harder" shout echoing across the mountains. I will be a force to be reckoned with come play off time. You have nothing to fear.

 

Don't count on it yet, Les is going to continue to bring in and interview irrelevant candidates for the next few months until you're forced to take another job.

 

Set up a gmail account.

Remember when Morey made a gmail account "rocketsfanslovegortat@gmail.com" (or something like that) and asked Rockets fans to email it when we were trying to get Gortat to sign here?

 

I'm about 90% sure that the majority of Clutchfans posters would be better at head coach that D'Antoni.

 

I'm holding out hope that the Rockets will sign me for a 4 year, 12million coaching contract.

And then fire me 11 games into that contract.

That way I can just sit back and enjoy making 12 million over the next 4 years.

 

The worst possible coaching staff ever would be:

LosPollosHermanos
Cheke64
Basketbahollic
swyyyguy

It wouldnt matter who does what, they would suck at it either way.

I dont mind DD, he is so clueless that its funny. He could replace Clutch the bear.

 

Waiting by my phone is getting old, clearly they should offer me the job, I would do it at half those other guys prices.

We would be instant champions - and I agree HP, I would make a better owner, just a couple billion short.



DD

 

Interviewed last night, Le$ was excited about my presentation of half-court fast break offense.

But after some consideration I have decided to take an assistant HC job elsewhere.

 

Hire me. I would hire Red Aurbach, Paul Bear Bryant, John Gotti and Scotty Bowman as my assistants. We would run an offense and defense that win games. We would get players that win games and my staff and I would motivate them to win games. Our pitch would be about winning when it matters most (when I say so which will be in the regular season and also the playoffs and always during an elimination game). Red Aurbach, Paul Bear Bryant and Scotty Bowman will be in charge of defense. If they can't get through to the players, John Gotti will be in charge of getting their attention. I will be in charge of the offense. I will basically just yell at Harden if he's holding the ball too long.

 

So whose brain got picked?

 

I tried interviewing, but was asked to leave when I rode in on a tank. I did ask if this meant if I wouldn't get a 2nd interview. No response.

 

I just heard hotballa was asked to leave his interview, too. However, not because he said that he thought employees shouldn't wear loose-fitting tank tops to work, so wants to require sleeved jersey's for every game. But rather remarking that he was uncomfortable with Les not wearing socks for an interview. Said it was rude.

 

Thanks for trying out - this team could use someone with such forward thinking ideas as the HCFB offense. I appreciate you trying. Our owner just won't listen to good ideas.

Bold choice, but you have to know your audience. I think Morey would've hired you instantly if you had ridden in on a segway.

 

still better than JBB