[Fat People] Krispy Kreme

Are you sure?

 

This. If they are fresh I can eat half a dozen.

 

ah, apologies then.

 

I thought Sunny was the best before she even got the implants. Perfect all natural beauty.

Oh and donuts.

 

You probably like In-N-Out more than Whataburger. Get out COMMIE.

 

Yes, Shipley's have to be eaten fresh. I don't like KK because they are so damn uniform, so exactly the same every time, so boring. And by the way if you are going to travel far for Doughnuts you should go to Round Rock Donuts. Those are the best donuts I've ever had. And I'm a fat ****.

 

Wow. The only thing I can really say about 'people' who say things like this is, I hope you say it out loud when the right guy is around.

Spoiler

 

Was going to surprise my sister with some.

Saw the line of cars on westheimer and folks wrap around the building.

Nope'd TF outta there

 

They say people were camping out overnight

 

Have you ever made love to a warm krispy kreme right out of the oven?

 

I didn't wait for it to get out of the oven

 

I don't get why people swarm new donut shops.

Is there something about getting the first donuts off the brand new equipment that makes them better or something?

Or, do they just need to have a conversation piece like "hey...did you try out the new donut shop? I did and they were WONDERFUL!".

A lot of them are probably internet reviewers itching to get their reviews out first.

Who gives a crap!

 

I personally hate donuts.

Bread should be savory. Don't ruin it with sugar.

Give me kolaches any day

 

I love junk food as much as anyone but donuts just have never done anything for me. Kolaches on the other hand....

Those Krispy Kreme donuts look like week-old grocery store donuts.

 

Apple fritters are amazing however.

 

Shipleys, Dunkin or Krispy?

 

Just went and parked at target. Was back to the car in less than 30 mins with a dozen

 

30 minutes? For donuts?!?

 

The hierarchy of baked breakfast goods:

kolache/klobasniki
bagel
quiche
banana bread/zucchini bread
muffin
danish
coffee cake
cinnamon roll
donut
croissant
english muffin
scone