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    I like the way these new iPhones function, but email on Blackberry is just so user friendly.
     
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    what's this thread got to do with Salma Hayek???
     
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    Have anyone seen that movie called The Goonies?
     
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    I once popped a zit on my butt, but it turned out to be an ingrown hair. Those things are gnarly.
     
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    I originally opened the thread on page 2 because I was sure this was a necro bump.
     
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    But not on an Apple. Those Geocities pop-up ads usually kill the session, best to compromise and use a Power PC.
     
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    Wow, the Jan 6 insurrection makes much more sense.
     
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    Rooster named ‘Cluck Norris’ terrorized NC shelter staff. They finally got rid of him

    Charlotte Observer
    BY MARK PRICE FEBRUARY 04, 2022 7:39 AM

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    A rooster’s reign of terror at Union County’s animal shelter has ended after an extremely brave soul offered to adopt “Cluck Norris,” as the bird is known on social media.

    Cluck surrendered his grip on the shelter Thursday, Feb, 3, and staff did not mince words on getting rid of a chicken that had to be kept “in single cell housing” to protect his keepers.

    “Cluck had a good run at the shelter and did his best to inspire chaos in spite of the love and care offered to him,” shelter staff wrote Facebook.

    “Normally, adopted animals leave the shelter with immunization records and other animal care related items. In ‘Cluck’s’ case, we sent him to his new home with an anger management referral, a self-help book, and an ankle monitor. Operations at the shelter have since returned to their normal, calm state.”

    The shelter, located east of Charlotte, didn’t identify the person who adopted the chicken, but did share video of Norris in the lobby, impatiently waiting to be picked up.

    His notoriety spread this week on social media after the Union County Sheriff’s Office posted a Feb. 2 plea for help on Facebook. The alpha bird was exhibiting all the attributes of a **** fighter — pacing, strutting, crowing and refusing to acknowledge that size matters in a brawl.

    The sheriff’s office said they would release the bird to anyone who promised it would never come back...

    https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article258043433.html#storylink=cpy
     
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    Costco's secret to 5 dollar oven roasted chicken
     
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