[Zdog the Jazz fan] Rockets rap diss

I assume, he loves Wendy’s, probably wanted some really bad, which makes believe he really loves the Rockets

 

"Fat slob.

Tub of goo.

Jazz fan likes to eat his own poo.


Still angry Gordon Hayward jetted.

30 and ain't ever had a girl friend bedded.

Creepy how his bed is wetted.


Slaps it to a Stockton poster.

So sad he humped a toaster.

Bloated big headed Mormon boaster."

That's all you get. You work on making it better, I am just a 40 year old lawyer not some talented rapper.

 

But then he came back and continued being JJ Watt's cuck.

 

is another one of karl malone's illegitimates?

 

Is this real life?

 

It is real life in Utah.........

 

That might be the worst rapper I've ever heard .....

 

I dont think it has any value if you take it seriously. Its absolutely hilarious, wish the guys in the locker room could see it because I'm sure it'd give them a good chuckle.

 

Looks like a Billy Corgan clone experiment gone awry.

His music taste and talent is straight out turrible.

 

Peace out!

 

Here is some motivation for Wednesday's game.

 

I’m really craving Wendy’s now.

 

I actually like the smell of Baconator Fries.

 

A star is born...Skrt skrt
Best thing Ive seen today.
Now I must to see his duet with Mr. Kellerman.
Make it happen Clutchfans!

 

Awww man, im dying. There is obviously a 'issue' here so i'm not laughing at his 'issue'. The lyrics and the "yeaaaah, uhhhh" he puts at the end are just funny too me. I can't even work anymore laughing at this guy. I give him credit for putting himself out there and trying to be a super Jazz fan. go head kid, do your thang.

 

Exactly. . . I keep thinking . . . I should not be laughing
Like .. he has an extra chromosome or something

Rocket River

 

Ba Chomp Ba Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp

Rocket River

 

"Watch out, Rockets. Z dog coming atcha"

Yo, that face says dead-eyed predator.

 

He hates anything with a girl's name in it

 

@FTW Rockets FTW bro what up. Good to see you back.