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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Apr 28, 2017.

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  1. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    Also

     
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    if you make threads like "i've grown to hate james frauden"
     
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    You're a Houston Rockets fan if...

    1. You've been to The Summit (not the cult mega church)

    2. Know what's Phi Slama Jama.

    3. Remember Mad Max punching a LOF.
     
    #3 ghettocheeze, Apr 28, 2017
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    So basically what you're saying is people born after 2003 aren't Rockets fans

    I was born in '97 but unfortunately I never went to The Summit to see a Rockets game. I wouldn't be able to remember either if I'd went. I imagine it was nicer than Toyota Center.
     
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    Not a rockets fan
     
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    If you cross the line, then step back behind it because it's more efficient.
     
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    if you've got 50,000 posts in Jeremy Lin threads . . .
     
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    If you grew up trying to perfect the Dream Shake instead of letting your tongue stick out every time you drive to the basket.
     
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    /thread

    I'm serious.
     
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    when you see your girlfriend wearing your Olajuwon jersey and tell her to take it off cause she isn't worthy of it.
     
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    if you value team over player. Houston Rockets interests should be first and foremost above all else. Examples of non Houston Rocket fans

    1. Player only fans like Jerry Lin only Fans, DoMo only fans like @Mr. Motiejunas
    2. Fake fans pretending to be Rockets fans like @swyyyguy
    3. Coach only fans like McFail only fans like larsv8 or klutchqt or yank
    4. Those who care about individual records over team records
     
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    If you used to watch the Rockets on a very fuzzy local channel and could still identify every player.
     
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    Matt Maloney was my favorite PG on Live 2000.
     
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    ....if you make endless amounts of T-Mac hate threads.
     
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    .....If you know "who in the hell" Chucky Brown is.
     
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    .....You used to watch the Rockets road games on 20 Vision with Bill and Calvin calling the game, then i think it went to channel 39 and came back to UPN 20.
     
    #17 Charles Jones, Apr 28, 2017
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    if Chris Jent is your favorite Rocket of all time
     
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    You still hate the Jazz more than anything for the last 20+ years of you life.
     
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    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Not all of us have had the joy of seeing the Compaq center. I was young when we lived in Houston, and as an adult I haven't had the chance yet to move back there. If you know anyone looking for a person with a PhD in chemistry, specializing in bioinorganic/bioorthogonal chemistry with organic and inorganic synthetic and cell culture experience I will gladly take a job and move back tomorrow.
     
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