Yao Ming's advice to Yi Jianlian, as reported from an article by Yang Yi on Titans Sports. I surely hope Yao Ming had said the same thing to Vassalis Spanoulis....and made him changed his mind.
Yao: all I can say is don't go to Colorado and sleep with one of the hostesses, bad stuff will happen! Yi: Really? Yao: yeah, it happened to a friend, just do what I did, find the tallest woman ever and marry her. Yi: good advice Yao. Yao: also, I almost forgot, start to learn American curse words, the fans just eat it up when you are "caught" on tape cursing. It's like all of a sudden its no longer bad to say these bad words. Yi: Really? Yao: Totally, me saying the f word is the number one video on YouTube today! Yi: Awesome man, thanx for the advice. This Production was brought to you by a man who no longer understands the blur between fiction and reality. None of these impressions are real or should be re-performed due to all the safety hazards incurred.
cool read, but i was hoping something more along the lines of yao convincing yi to come to the rox does milwaukee need guards? we got about 20 spare!!! yi + yao !!! twin towers + athletic, run the floor type pf
That was pretty nice of yao. Yi needs to suck it up and just play and make a name for himself. He's not a star yet, and going to a more marketable city won't make a difference if he doesn't focus on making himself a better player. He has talent, but its too early to say whether or not he can succeed in the NBA.
Yi this is a great opportunity. the east is easier than the west. you can play your soft chinese national team offense all day against scrubs like the knicks and the cavaliers. heck lebron can't even shoot free throws! Yao i want to play in a city with lots of asians. i want a massage parlor and some moo shoo! you know what i mean?? Yi don't worry. i know someone who knows lots of hot girls in that city.. Yi I can introduce some milwakee girls to you. I bet they like that you are from the long dong providence. HAHAHAHAHA!
**** span that dude's a chump and we already have 50 pgs it MORONIC to ask him to come back. MJ > Vspan, Brooks > Vspan, Alson pg skills > Vspan pg skills what's the point?
So when does this episode of Yao and Yi on "Queer Eye" come on? Lol Yao must have spent draft night inthe CF.net chat room. The Grandpa Oden jokes are rubbing off
Cato: "How many players can you name that put up triple doubles in the PRESEASON??. I get no respect!"
You don't like Bob Sura? why do you suddenly like Yi? I am Yao, I am your God, you think and dream of me! you do not think my friend Bob Sura is dumb! your fans don't like me! i'm felling light headed.. i think i'm gonna fai.. look what you did to him! Pryuen quick, get some ginseng! yes! yes! yes! i'll save you!
Tinman that was lame. The first three skits you made were classic, then you keep duplicating it with shallow and overused material. Anyways back on topic, Yao does not seem very candid. I don't think the two likes each other much, which is bad for Yi because he'll need all the help he can get to become anything in this league. It's kinda funny how the hyped up talk between the two giants boiled down to this: Yao: How you do? Yi: Fine Yao: Rookie season tough. You foreign and need to adjust. Yi: Let's talk later Yao hangs up...
