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Why does everyone on Miami look jacked?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Sweet Lou 4 2, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. Sweet Lou 4 2

    Sweet Lou 4 2 Contributing Member
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    I am watching the Miami - Indiana game and Miami just looks bigger...not taller, but just like they are juicing. The whole entire team looks unnaturally thicker and freakishly athletic.

    How can any team compete with that much muscle?
     
  2. Sleepy Flloyd

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    Because they all juicin. :rolleyes:
     
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    Remember when people tried to claim that PEDs wouldn't help basketball players?
     
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    By the way, Roy Hibbert's a freaking stiff. Every move he makes is so awkward and mechanical.
     
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    Those are ignorant peoole.
     
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    Shane Battier is the supplier.
     
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    PED's might not help your Kobe's and Durant's at this very moment, but just ask Lebron's high school trainer, and Durant's high school trainer, and Kobe's dad, and Yao Ming's geneticist, whether or not HGH would have been at all useful in the middle of their growth spurts.

    Yea I just went there. Humans don't just randomly get limbs like birds, especially humans in good position to know about what drugs are out there.
     
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    That was a statement game for Miami right there. Run Indiana off the court and win their 18th straight.
     
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    u mirin, brahs?
     
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    alls you need is Creatine
     
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    juicing, i think
     
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    Lol WTF? So you're saying that everyone over 6'5 was injected with HGH when they were hitting puberty?

    This may be the most ignorant post of the year.

    Tallest man that was confirmed by Guinness World Record was born in 1918. Was he given HGH when he was a teen too?
     
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    He probably had a pituitary gland problem
     
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    You guys must not workout very much.......
     
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    there is a report going around that lebron and jameer nelson are linked to a steroid clinic in south florida
     
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    This. Maybe the Heat just have a philosophy that they can win a lot by out muscling the opponent, so they spend more time in the gym than the average team. Why does everything have to be a scandal?
     
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    The Heat have one of the most stringent training regimen in the NBA. Their rules concerning the level of body fat, for example, is quite ridiculous. Heat players train extremely hard but in return they also live very luxurious lives and are high maintenance.
     
  18. Jet036

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    Well it's the fact that they likely burn over 1000 calories running up and down the court and are still so jacked that's amazing. I'm not the one saying they're on roids though. They're probably just genetic freaks.
     
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    They eat a lot of vegetables and any meat they eat they kill with their bare hands. That's why they're jacked and no other reason.
     
  20. el gnomo

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    LOL exactly this... love when people who don't work out cry 'PED' at everything.

    Anyways, who else other than LeBron and maybe Wade would you considered 'jacked' any more than the average NBA player at their position? Mike Miller? Maybe that's why they finally cut Dexter Pittman... he just couldn't get his fat ass swole enough.

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