When did you realize you were OFFICIALLY old?

the obituaries of my home town funeral home has made it way into my top 9 most viewed sites

 

when the rockets strike out again and i aint even mad

 

When you realize the last time the Rockets didn't disappoint you was 24 years ago

 

Took me about 17 different times over 19 different years to get my **** together.

I respect you youngsters.

 

When you get up in the middle of the night to take a pee, and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you're startled because you don't recognize that old person.

 

Mirror? You don't piss outside?

 

real old people piss bedside

 

Nah, oh hell no man. The world is your urinal, I love living outdoors that way.

 

but i have a hunch you're a fake old person. you're a phony! leave us real old people be. @Deckard @B-Bob

 

You have no idea. You're welcome to come up to the lakehouse anytime.

Sometimes a full day's work entails more than jerking off 3 times before lunch.

 

nothing wrong with the faps breh. faps knows no age.

you have a lakehouse like stark doe?

 

Is this even english?

 

you dun english breh? i dun

 

Twenty years ago my sister was dating a MASSIVE guy from Poland (at least 6'8" and a weight lifter). I helped him improve his English skills by adding "Boss", "Boss man" and "Chief" to his vocabulary whenever he is talking to men. To this day he still uses all three often and amazingly has never been corrected. He has a graduate degree and still calls his superiors "Chief".

 

And it's all your fault!

 

1. That cowlick on the top of my head isn't a cowlick at all - it's a bald spot....and it's getting bigger every day
2. I can't grow a beard because it will come in too gray
3. No longer get carded when buying alcohol
4. Realizing I've been with the same company for 17 years and I'll probably retire here in another 10 years when I'm eligible
5. I look forward to weekends WITHOUT gigs more than I do weekends WITH gigs
6. I don't like to spend money on music gear anymore - I'd rather put it towards the kids college fund and/or the mortgage

 

When I got up one morning looked in the mirror and saw my dad staring back at me.

 

Pretty much how I feel now and I just turned 42. Until the day my oldest son, who is 15 can beat me in basketball consistantly and is able to sprint faster then me then I believe I have a good reason to feel younger then my age indicates. Health checkup has turn up pretty good with no alarming issues. I do admit that my metabolism has slowed down quite a bit and would need to workout a bit more then usual to sustain a healthy weight. I have the slightest of gray hair and people always say I look like I'm in upper 20s and teases me about it. I'm sure I'm not the only southeastern Asian who gets this kind of comments or compliment depending on how you look at it.