What makes your butt itch

ZING!

 

shocking thread.

 

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This thread is worthless without pics!!!

 

Classic! It's still laugh out loud funny.

 

Have you checked to see if you have a rash or red bumps? It might be an allergic reaction or hemerhoids.

 

She's talking about something different than hemorrhoids.

I get it a lot also.


Lately, I've been sitting at the computer on this cheap stool, and it's chafing my butt.

 

Dude. Sitting on your stool will definitely cause itchy buns.



finalsbound, just avoid the whole scenario by pre-applying anbesol to the inside of your outer garments before going to class.

When the body heat activates the anbesol, your cheeks will go numb, thus avoiding the annoying itch. To reverse the sensation apply icy hot.


Okay, nobody try that.

 

LMFAO.. #2 thread of all time (after the oral sex one)

I can relate to what u are talking about Finalsbound, I usually get this feeling esp. when it's a boing class. it's usually because the AC is cold as hell (nice contradiction).

I think a booty message before class would be perfect Finalsbound, any volunteers? or would moes take care of it?

or, it might simply be the consequence of you wanting to decapitate me..

yeah, u and moes, that's what you get when u mess with uncle RocketsMac.. it's called the RocketsMac curse that makes your butt itchy!!

 

it might be a tumor

 

You must have recently experienced a perfect dump. That's the only logical explanation.

 

Hemorrhoids ?? i had these, they are a pain in the ass, literally.

 

Don't know about your particular situation, but in high school it happened to me just about every day, in the classes after basketball practice, despite showering. I've brought it up with a few of my friends who also played sports and they apparently had the same exact experiences.

 

Jeez. Just use talcum of J&J baby powder. Secondly, keep some thoughts to yourself.

 

[link]http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anal-itching/DS00453/DSECTION=3[/link]
Causes
Most cases of anal itching are caused by a harmless problem. Occasionally, however, anal itching can be a sign of more serious medical issues. Possible causes include:

Dry skin. As you age, skin in and around your anus is more prone to dryness. Dry skin can cause persistent, intense anal itching.
Too much moisture. Moisture around your anus from excessive sweating or from moist, sticky stools can be irritating. Anal itching can also be caused by frequent diarrhea or the escape of small amounts of stool (fecal incontinence).
Excessive washing. Excessive wiping with dry, harsh toilet paper or excessive scrubbing with harsh soaps can cause or aggravate anal itching. Failure to rinse away the soap completely also may cause irritation.
Chemical irritants. Certain laundry soaps, colognes, douches and birth control products contain chemicals that can irritate skin in and around your anus. Scented or colored toilet paper can be irritating to people with sensitive skin.
Food irritants. Anal itching may be the result of irritating chemicals in some foods, such as those found in spices and hot sauces. Similarly, some foods may directly or indirectly irritate your anus as they exit your colon. Common culprits include chocolate, fruits, tomatoes, nuts and popcorn. Consuming certain beverages, including milk or caffeinated drinks, may cause some people to experience diarrhea followed by anal itching.
Medications. Anal itching may be a side effect of certain medications, including some antibiotics, that can cause frequent diarrhea.
Overuse of laxatives. Excessive or improper use of laxatives can lead to chronic diarrhea and the risk of anal irritation and itching.
Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are engorged veins located just under the membrane that lines the lowest part of your rectum and anus. They often occur as a result of straining during a bowel movement. Anal itching can be a symptom of hemorrhoids. However, most hemorrhoids don't itch.
Infections. Sexually transmitted diseases may also involve the anus and can cause anal itching. In children, the parasite that causes pinworms can cause persistent anal itching. Other parasites may cause similar itching.
Skin disorders. Common skin problems — such as psoriasis, seborrhea and eczema — can involve and irritate the area in and around your anus.
Yeast infections. This common infection, which usually affects women, can irritate your genital and anal areas.
Anal abrasions and fissures. An anal abrasion is a small tear in your anus, usually caused by forced bowel movements through a tight anus. An anal fissure is a deeper tear. Both conditions can cause anal itching, as well as painful bowel movements and bleeding.
Anal tumors. Rarely, benign or cancerous tumors in or around the anus may be a cause of anal itching.
Other causes. Anal itching may be related to anxiety or stress. Sometimes, the cause remains undetermined.
Although anal itching is almost never a problem of cleanliness, your own actions may contribute to the problem. Whatever the cause of anal itching, your natural reaction is to scratch the area. But scratching worsens the problem by removing superficial layers of skin. In addition, the natural tendency in response to an irritation is to wash the area frequently with soap and a washcloth. However, excessive washing can aggravate the condition by removing your skin's natural protective oils.

 

You all are way off. I'm thinking Bot Flies.

 

someday we may meet. i just hope the visual of you scratching and sniffing is out of my mind by then.

 

Man : Your p***y is too tight and your chest is flat.

Woman : Get of my back.

 

^^^ Ill-Skillz. She already clarified it's not "anal itch"..


It's itch on the cheeks.