What makes your butt itch

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    I'd really like to know this...wondering for quite sometime. It might only be me (which I doubt, but it would be really embarrassing)...I'm not sure. All I know is, I'm sitting there in class and my butt starts to itch uncontrollably. Basically, every part that's touching the chair through my clothes. I try to stay still but the feeling just intensifies. I'm shifting uncomfortably, trying to nonchalantly rub my bum, I'm assuming it looks like I'm rubbing something off the pocket of my jeans. It just comes out of nowhere and it DRIVES ME INSANE. I had 2 classes before then and there was no problem. The randomness of the situation is very frustrating, and it makes it very hard to concentrate. I wonder what it's caused by...? :confused:
     
  2. Rocketman95

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    Doesn't that mean someone's thinking about having anal sex with you?
     
  3. moestavern19

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    qfmft!
     
  4. Rocketeer

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    oh boy... this has potential
     
  5. smoothie

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    jeez, you beet me to it!

    :D
     
  6. finalsbound

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    Not the hole. The anus, whatever. Like, the actually booty. Come on, I know you can relate... :(
     
  7. DonnyMost

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    Prolly need to wash better down there.
     
  8. pradaxpimp

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    i think its the sensitivity of ur butt going numb and the feeling rushing back to it.

    Damn, i dunno how to put it in a better way without someone twisting the hell out of the above sentence.
     
  9. LonghornFan

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    Have you checked your butt hairs for butt lice? You should probably just Nair your butt.
     
  10. codell

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    isn't that called a case of "the red ass"?
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    You have worms.
     
  12. CriscoKidd

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    I have no idea what causes it, but I used to get the same exact thing and it was very annoying.
     
  13. finalsbound

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    Hey...that's probably it. I'd been sitting for pretty much 4 hours straight, so I can definitely understand it going numb. Kinda prickles a bit too, which is what might cause the intense itching.

    Thanks!
     
  14. chow_yun_fat

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    nair and bleach.

    nothing like a good anus bleaching.
     
  16. professorjay

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    Sometimes I feel that way when I sit on fiberglass seats.
     
  17. moestavern19

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    I guess I shouldn't have "forced the issue" after you had that whole bottle of wine last night.


    It'll go away in a few days.
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    Did you wipe well? That's what I've always been told makes kid's butts itch. I have always wondered why that is?
     
  19. finalsbound

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    Hardy har har.

    faggot.
     
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