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We are THICCER than them

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bmelo, May 17, 2018.

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  1. bmelo

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    Our thiccness is the key to this series. GSW is bunch of chickens with exception of Donkey but even him cant touch King PJ Thiccer I.

    We are basically thiccer position by position.

    Steph - Chris

    Chris bodies him up like a baby and he knows it. Targeting Currys ankle with those push-off-crossovers is a good idea

    Klay - Harden
    If Klay is not open he can't do nothing. Harden bodies him up well

    Durant - Ariza
    While Trevor is a slim dude himself he surely is thiccer than Durant. Unfortunately snakes greatness can overshadow his lack of thiccness

    Igoudala - PJ
    While Iggy isn't ectomorphic himself in department of thiccness he can't really hang with PJ

    Draymond - Clint Capela
    Draymond isn't skinny while Capela is but Clint serves role of antagonist of our thicc agonist core. What thiccness can't buy he takes out flying higher than anyone.

    That's what all of our team is saying - if we play hard then we have a series. Body up those losers, make them work, let them get exhausted... As long as these series slides longer the better chance we have
     
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    pj tucker is one thicc bih ♫
    lemme ♫
    see that tucky ♫
     
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    2 THICC 4 U
     
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    THICC THREAD
     
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  5. bmelo

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    It's conference finals. About time to get grithy
     
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    We got THICC game!
     
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    I can see that some thicc thought went into this thread
     
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    Nene Real thicc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fake tough guy Zaza Porkchops
     
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    We also have THICCer fans in Texas vs San Franny.
     
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    I was thinking about this last night...while the warriors are long, they are definitely slender. This is a team we should be pushing around as we did last night. We are bigger, stronger, and just as efficient when playing our game.
     
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    Lmao yall need to chill on this bruh hahaha
     
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    Klay got THICC-er

     
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    We bringing the thiccness down hard on them skinny boys from the bay!

    [​IMG]
     
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    THICCnRoll
     
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    Nene is Dredd.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I wish Clint would impose his will. Draymond is pushing him around. Slap that bia
     
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    You spelled THICC wrong, its spelled Mauray
     
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    Well I'm erect and ready.
     
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    lol the video is made at the game rockets won
     

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