"VY" The Most Interesting Man in the NFL

Vince Young IS the most interesting man in the NFL!!!
(This post has been approved and proven to be fact by all the VY lovers)

1. When he buys scratch-off tickets, his lucky numbers always match the winning numbers.
2. He is 100% responsible for any of his team's wins even if he isn't playing. But not the losses 'cause DUH! he wasn't playing.
3. He's never overthrown/underthrown a receiver; they just didn't run the route correctly.
4. He's never "caught" a cold because that would mean a cold is faster than he is.
5. He wins the "Publisher's Clearing House" sweepstakes every year - so don't waste your time grandma!
6. He has the ability to throw a 30-yard pass to himself but won't do it because he's not a showoff.
7. "Loss" is not in his vocabulary, so his dentist tells him to keep using "the string for your teeth" regularly.
8. Even when he loses, he wins. And sometimes, when he wins he loses but it still counts as a win because Rosie Perez said so.
9. When Ike hit Houston, he left some of his "aura" at home to light up his Momma's house.
10. He's a runner not a thrower. But he's also a thrower so don't get any ideas.
11. Defensive ends turn gay temporarily when they sack him.
12. At railroad tracks trains stop to let him through.
13. He's the only "grown up" Michael Jackson finds "interesting".
14. He doesn't use shoulder pads; his shoulders are that big.
15. His skills are so great, Osama Bin Laden has him on his fantasy team.