Top 10 a-holes of all time

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  1. OTMax

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    Watching the 2013 play-offs vs. OKC and reminded of what an a-hole Fisher was and is, I just wanted to know who people would consider serious a-holes in league history. In random order:

    1. Derek Fisher --> fake tough guy protected by the league not owning up to his bitch ways
    2. Malone --> dirty, purposefully injure guys and worst of the Jazz ever
    3. Stockton --> dirty and protected by the league
    4. Matt Barnes --> fake tough guy who got exposed on plenty of occasions
    5. Bruce Bowen --> outright dirty and worst is he didn't need it and league thought the world of him. Same as the Jazz' duo, just odd
    6. Kirilenko --> always seemed like a smug mf with his flopping ways
    7. Matt Harpring --> dirty
    8. Westbrook --> his attitude and the way he talks he just seems like a total dick
    9. Garnett --> call it passion all you want, the things he has said to players and the way he has acted with going on all fours as the lowest point, he is a dirty mf
    10. Danny Ainge --> protected by the league, seen as the hard-nosed white boy but dirty as ****. His face is not trustworthy at all, just all fake smiles talking behind your back type of guy.
     
  2. tallanvor

    tallanvor Contributing Member

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    bill laimbeer? kermit washington?
     
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    Ziggy Contributing Member

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    Since Pitino and Calipari both did some time in the NBA, I'd put them at the top of my list. Straight up dicks.
     
  4. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Laimbeer and Malone are in a league to themselves
     
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    Jordan? Bird?
     
  6. Yung-T

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    "always seemed like a smug mf"
    "dirty"
    "the way he talks he just seems like a total dick"
    "his face is not trustworthy at all, just all fake smiles talking behind your back type of guy."

    10/10 analysis, would read again.
     
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  7. Rox11

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    Jordan? KG? Brook and KG tho are real nice off court
     
  8. ItsMyFault

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    Big one you're missing is Laimbeer as previously stated. He's near the top.
     
  9. joeson332

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    Assholes I loved were Ron Artest and Anthony Mason. RIP Mase
     
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  10. CometsWin

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    Gotta have Laimbeer on the list.
     
  11. tycoonchip

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    Gotta put Jeremy Lin on that list too.
     
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    bobloblaw Contributing Member

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    Ainge should be higher on the list:

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    I'd throw in Kobe, Rick Barry, Kidd, Perkins, Rondo, etc.
     
  13. Easy

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    Karl Malone
    Scottie Pippen
    Bill Laimbeer
    Matt Barnes
    Bruce Bowen
    Chris Paul
    Andrew Bynum
    Phil Jackson
    Pat Riley
    Kobe Bryant
     
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    Andrew Bynum seems to be a horrible human being. Didn't have the longevity to really establish a reign of terror though.
     
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    That was amazing lmao, why is Collins such a hater? "GIVE HIM A TECHNICAL"
     
  16. Richie_Rich

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    Not sure how you define a-hole but I'm going with (1) a real dick who holds utter contempt for others and finds ways to hurt them on the court, (2) refuses to fraternize with even his own teammates, and often throws them under the bus, (3) crosses the line and breaks the cardinal rule: don't fck with other players' wives.

    In other words, a real piece of ****.

    Rick Barry
    Derek Fisher
    Scottie Pippen
    Karl Malone
    John Stockton
    Bruce Bowen
    Kobe Bryant
    Michael Jordan
    Bill Laimbeer
    Kevin Garnett
    Rajon Rondo



    Banged teammates' wives...

    Tony Parker
    Jason Richardson
    Derek Fisher
    ...
    (I'm sure there's more)
     
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    5. Penisclubber
    6. Ftwrocketsftw
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    8. Zboy
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    10. Bobbythegreat
     
  18. Newlin

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    Beverley would be on that list if he didn't play for the Rockets. Right?
     
  19. peleincubus

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    ad jim jackson to your wives portion. that's one of the reasons he was trades so often if i remember right.
     
  20. daywalker02

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    define ass- hole lol
     
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