I'm tired of seeing facts about Chuck Norris. Let's try to get 30 facts about Ryan Bowen. no copies please 1. Ryan Bowen looks like David Hasselhoff, that's why Dirk was happy to have him all over him last year int he playoffs, you know every German has a man crush on the Knight Rider. 2. Ryan Bowen is responsible for making Bobby Sura faint.
Ryan Bowen once saw a pregnant lady. He played some defense and she delivered the baby right then. Ryan Bowen then roundhoused kick the baby.
What's the difference between Ryan Bowen and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...and I forget the rest but your mom's a w****!
Many people think Vince Young was quarterbacking the Texas Longhorns during the Rose Bowl last Wednesday night, but it was really Ryan Bowen.
"Hey, YOU. Yes, you... right there sitting in Congress passing laws... c'mere... can you play ball? OK. Then here's a Rockets' uniform and a ball... show me what you can do".... thus the defensive legend was born. End of story. Close this thread, please.
Ryan Bowen's offensive skills are so powerful that on drives into the lane he would actually destroy the hardwood, his jumpers so fast they would exceed the speed of sound creating sonic booms that would deathen everyone in the arena and his dunks so strong that they would alter the tilt of the Earth. Therefore JVG has banned Ryan Bowen from scoring.
