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The Warriors may not win the title due to Donatas Motiejunas' butt sweat

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  1. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

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    NBA governors had an emergency meeting on eliminating player butt sweat. Talks were considered "fruitful".

    Stay tuned...
     
    #21 Invisible Fan, Apr 25, 2016
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    Bah...blame the mop boy! They have one job...mop up wet spots.

    Who knew mop boys had the power to affect game outcomes by creating slippery when wet injuries? I have it on good authority that Les and Daryl train the mop boys while they are listening to Bon Jovi's "Slippery When Wet" album. Les and Daryl have these boys brainwashed! I think they use waterboarding as well.
     
    #22 Surfguy, Apr 25, 2016
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    ^ I swear i remember the camera focusing in on the mop boy sometime early in the 3rd quarter as if it was his fault

    I couldn't stop laughing
     
    #23 shastarocket, Apr 25, 2016
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    If curry were to give out degree deodorant and Brita filters to his opponents, this clearly could have been avoided.
     
    #24 makman, Apr 25, 2016
  5. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    It's Dwights fault.

    Dwight got SVG fired from magic, SVG has to take new job in Detroit who needed a real 4 after giving up on josh smith WHO IS DWIGHTS BEST FRIEND EVER, SVG traded for and kiabashed dmo, dmo slipped, curry got hurt.
     
    #25 Dankstronaut, Apr 25, 2016
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    Maybe we can trade D-Mo's butt sweat for a 3 and D guy. Someone get Vivek on the phone.
     
    #26 Blaster_333, Apr 25, 2016
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    It's really unfortunate too, because the Warriors are so humble and they play such a clean game. They never play dirty. They never flop. And they are so humble. Really unfortunate occurrence.
     
    #27 cdrive, Apr 25, 2016
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    Look for the NBA to review the play and access a flagrant 2 on Dmo intentionally wet the floor to hurt Curry. Can't do that to the league's golden boy.
     
    #28 jjc1, Apr 25, 2016
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    Hmm, why does DMo's butt sweat so much?

    [​IMG]
     
    #29 Easy, Apr 25, 2016
  10. Rox11

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    You guys clearly are trash inspectors......Haren was the one who kicked his foot and tripped him if you rewatch it. He wanted his mvp trophy revenge!
     
    #30 Rox11, Apr 25, 2016
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Dmo's butt sweat upgraded to a fragrant number 2.

    DD
     
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    This thread made my day!
     
    #32 Shaq2Yao, Apr 25, 2016
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Here's the Zapruder version. Go through the first six seconds frame by frame.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AzhcPmGfPZo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Personally, I blame JBB b/c he played DMo so many (largely awful) minutes and that made his butt sweat so much.
     
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    FIFY. :p
     
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    "We're a very difficult team to plan for... we can throw multiple looks at you, including butt sweat to injure your star player." - D. Moreh
     
    #35 RocketsFido, Apr 25, 2016
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m96JlADgKzs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Alpa Chino's fault

    Rocket River
     
    #36 Rocket River, Apr 25, 2016
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    The way the NBA schedules playoff games he will probably miss 3 games if he is out 2 weeks.
     
    #37 Jturbofuel, Apr 25, 2016
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    Toyota Center Floor, u da real MVP.
     
    #38 Jake Tower, Apr 25, 2016
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    Yoooo....


    Harden really did trip D Mo lol
     
    #39 DonKnock, Apr 25, 2016
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    It wasn't the mop boys fault. Curry slipped like two seconds after DMo made the floor slippery.

    By the way, Warriors fans claimed the Rockets mopped the floor with anal lube. But, any slippery substance on the floor came directly from DMo.
     
    #40 Newlin, Apr 25, 2016
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