The Warriors may not win the title due to Donatas Motiejunas' butt sweat

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  1. bmd

    bmd Member

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    And if the Warriors are mad at anyone, it should be Stan Van Gundy and the Pistons.

    If they never voided that trade, then Curry doesn't slip on Motiejunas' ass sweat and Curry doesn't hurt his knee.
     
  2. DonKnock

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    People get caught slipping everyday b
     
  3. ClutchCity3

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    Oh course it's dmo's fault, he can control where Curry run too.
     
  4. count_dough-ku

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    Didn't D-Mo trip over Harden? So it's really James' fault. This was payback for losing the MVP award last season.
     
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    It's Stan Van Gundy's fault. If he never voided the trade then Harden never trips D-Mo and he can't smear his ass on the floor.
     
  6. FTW Rockets FTW

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    And if the Warriors are mad at anyone, it should be Daryl Maury and the Rockets.

    If the Rockets never drafted him, then Curry doesn't slip on Motiejunas' ass sweat in Toyota Center and Curry doesn't hurt his knee
     
  7. JayGoogle

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    It is, if Harden never hits the game winner in Game 3 then Steph doesn't even play in game 4.
     
  8. J Sizzle

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    Blame the Wolves for trading us the pick that became DMo.
     
  9. SunsRocketsfan

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    anyone have a clip of Dmo's biggest and most epic impact to the league?
     
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  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    It's Daryl Murray's fault. If he never traded for Harden, then Harden never trips D-Mo and he can't smear his ass on the floor
     
  11. Deuce

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    i dont recall the play.. was there a timeout or stoppage in play? if so it's the damn towel boy's fault for not doing his job
     
  13. count_dough-ku

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    Wow, so much blame to go around on this. Didn't D-Mo also turn the ball over on that awful outlet pass on the prior possession? If he hadn't done that, the Rockets would've had the ball for the final shot and wouldn't have been scrambling down the court. That D-Mo is so crafty, I tell ya.
     
  14. BleedRocketsRed

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    Guys stop.

    The NBA's golden child is hurt so they'll probably launch a full investigation after the season.

    All this info y'all are providing could cost us draft picks and maybe even get DMo suspended or banned.
     
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    Ol' sweaty booty lil boy...
     
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    Adidas deserves much of the blame for making their shorts wick the butt sweat out

    DMo's genetics should also be blamed for having so many eccrine glands on his butt
     
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    As with most things, it's Sam Presti's fault. He traded Harden to the Rockets, whom DMo tripped over.
     
  18. Pizza_Da_Hut

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    DMo's ass plays better defense on Curry than the Cavs did last year.
     
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    it's Dmo's parents faults on roughly around January 1990 for copulating and giving birth to Dmo's big hairy ass that created the butt sweat
     
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    David Kahn strikes again
     
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