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The Lonzo Ball thread.

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by jacoby, Jul 8, 2017.

  1. Daddy Long Legs

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    Yeah she was skinny, curvy, hot in every way pretty much. Maybe the hottest chick Ive dated. She was insane though lol. She was way into petty domestic violence bs like tryna push me down staircases and stuff. Also she had an unhealthy fixation of my friendship with my sister.

    I broke up with her like 10 times but she would always threaten to kill herself and then start hooking up with me. I was way too down with the 2nd part so I was like yeah lets stay together.

    She eventually dumped me when we finally got bored with each other lmao.

    Tried to get back in my life and hmu a couple times over the past years. You know how those types get. Randomly get epiphanies about their past dudes every couple years or so lmao. I stayed away each time haha. Been there done that.
     
  2. Pen15clubber

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    Sound like she would make you holla for a dolla. She work in a bar by chance? Those chicks know how to hustle
     
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    Idk what that fool does now but her older sister worked at a bar at the time. Lmao yeh i was dumb and down to be dumb then. Im smarter now. I be thinking more like sirivyleague then i did then lmao.

    You know how dem chicks get when they are desperate and lonely and you are the flavor of the month at the time.
     
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    The Bs are for bricker and bust.

    Can you imagine the pain of having to listen to them if kid actually did something?

    This guy sucks
     
  8. khanhdum

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    he sucks now but it's too early to tell if he's going to be a bust or not

    I am rooting against him even though I kind of feel bad. The dad is asking for it though
     
  9. RasaqBoi

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    Stop posting about Lonzo Ball. Let’s stay on topic and let @Mathrocker talk about more hoes.
     
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    He needs to embrace lettuces.
     
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    Fake news.

    One time I had eightsome. Each had a nipple all to themselves. I don't remember all of the species involved, but I think most were female.
     
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    A basketball player who doesn't know how to shoot. This will end well.
     
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    Pls
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    Odds are if there are that many then at least a couple of them are or were dudes
     
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    Each had only one nipple to themselves? What about the other 8 nipples?
     
  15. Mr.Scarface

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    His shot will be rebuilt. He will be fine.
     
  16. smitheygerard

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    Even better right?
     
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    I don’t see James Harden’s name there.

    Didn’t he record a triple double, five steals, and a block in the Cleveland game?

    #MediaConspiracy

    EDIT:

    Nevermind, he meant three blocks as well.
     
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    I think he will be a similar player to Michael Carter Williams. Can pass and rebound decently, but can't shoot.
     
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