Voting for the second round ends Monday, April 25, at 9:00 P.M CST. Remember instead of picking who you like more or who you think is techically better, your basis for selection in this will be to decide who annoys you more or who you dislike/hate more. Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson 4) Ashlee Simpson 6) Fran Drescher 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) Bill O’Reily 5) Carrot Top 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 9) Jay Leno 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson 4) Ashlee Simpson xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 6) Fran Drescher 3) Paris Hilton xxxxxxxxxxxx 7) Dr. Phil xxxxxxxxxxxx 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8) Bill O’Reily 5) Carrot Top xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner xxxxxxxxxxx 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) xxxxxxxxxxxx 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen xxxxxxxxxxx 9) Jay Leno 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) xxxxxxxxxxxx 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) xxxxxxxxxxxx 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds xxxxxxxxxxxx Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers xxxxxxxxxxxx 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 13) Anna Nicole Smith xxxxxxxxxxxx 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) xxxxxxxxxxxxx 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson- barely 6) Fran Drescher- mouth open, same, mouth closed, fran 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 8) Bill O’Reily 5) Carrot Top 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) Bracket C 9) Jay Leno 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 13) Anna Nicole Smith 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) I think about Karla for one second, and my blood boils. I think he is the scum of the universe. 5) Michael Jackson 4) Ashlee Simpson I'm leaving out what he probably did to little kids and basing this just on his messed up personality, and as wierd as that is, I hate Ashlee more. No talent, not good looking, has the worst show on TV. I could go on... 6) Fran Drescher 3) Paris Hilton Fran's laugh is annoying, but Paris's whole way of life and her snoby attitude aggravates me. 7) Dr. Phil 15) Spongebob Squarepants This one is really hard. Phil is someone who needs to have his jaw punched in so he stops talking, but this stupid sponge is messing up the brains of kids today. Whatever happened to G.I Joe, Transformers, Scooby Doo, and normal cartoons. This show is so gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) Bill O’Reily Really easy choice. I've lost all faith and support for the Astros since moneybags left. Damn him. 5) Carrot Top 13) Barbara Streisand I wanted both these two's opponents to advance. He talks way louder and is way more obnoxious. 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 3) Britney Spears Britney is really stupid, and stupid people suck. I can't stand how the Yanks now always get the previous year's MVP and/or Cy Young. 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) This one could go far after game 1 against Dallas. 22 more free-throws than the Rockets! Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 9) Jay Leno I find Letterman more annoying than Leno. Regardless, Quitten is the worst piece of dirt to ever put on a Rockets uniform. 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) She's just worse somehow. 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) At least Durst produced a few decent songs. Smith is just an obnoxious idiot who screams because I guess he'll think that will make his point get across better; he needs to tone it down. 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds Seacrest annoys me a lot, actually less than Barry, but at least he doesn't try and cheat the votes for American Idol. Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers Rogan is still alive because, fortunately, not enough of the Steve haters showed up to vote for him. I never get calls from telemarketers since I only have a cell, but everyone else around here seems to hate 'em. 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 13) Anna Nicole Smith I didn't think Anna was so annoying that she'd be able to topple boy bands. Either Hayden Christiansen is the biggest baby or a good actor, either way the Skywalker character loses all credibility and respect after Ep. 2. 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) I find William Hung way more unbearable than Aiken. Anyways, I can just skip past all of Ford's moronic statements. 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli Same as the last one, I can just look at the ideas and laugh/ignore. Miceli started the downfall of the Astros.
Bracket A 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson 6) Fran Drescher 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 8) Bill O’Reily 13) Barbara Streisand 3) Britney Spears 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 8) 5) Michael Jackson 4) 6) 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil 15) Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) 5) Carrot Top 13) 6) 3) Britney Spears 10) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 9) 5) Martha Stewart 4) 6) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 16) 9) Telemarketers 5) 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) 2) Dan Miceli
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 4) Ashlee Simpson 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 5) Carrot Top 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 5) Martha Stewart 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 13) Anna Nicole Smith 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 2) Dan Miceli
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson 4) Ashlee Simpson 6) Fran Drescher 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) Bill O’Reily 5) Carrot Top 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 9) Jay Leno 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 4) Ashlee Simpson 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 5) Carrot Top 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 9) Jay Leno 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 2) Dan Miceli
1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 5) Michael Jackson 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 5) Carrot Top 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 5) Martha Stewart 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 2) Dan Miceli
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz - bearhug 5) Michael Jackson - Ashley Simpson didn't molest McCauly Culkin 3) Paris Hilton - both are annoying, but Fran has a better body 7) Dr. Phil - his statements of the obvious and down-homey wisdom don't really help you with your problems, unless you are r****ded Bracket B 8) Bill O’Reily - poorly represents conservative America 13) Barbara Streisand - nobody ever claims Carrot Top is any good 3) Britney Spears - didn't bring my team 4 recent WS Championships 2) NBA Refs - Jim Grey only ruins halftime Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen - should meet the j*zz in the finals 5) Martha Stewart - Jar-Jar never appears outside of Star Wars 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) - Durst is much more avoidable, I haven't heard anything from him since the Undertaker was using Rollin' as his entrance music 2) Barry Bonds - since I don't watch Idol, I'll go with the cheating ******* Bracket D 9) Telemarketers - didn't give me News Radio or host UFC fights 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) - I thought Hayden was fine as Anakin, but Jake Lloyd farking sucked in Ep.1 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) - Chad Ford limits our exposure to his crap by charging for it 2) Dan Miceli - I like the rediculous trade proposals, besides, who would have thought Fancy and Cat could net TMac?
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz (a boil on the butt of humanity!!) 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson (the nose... the nose!) 4) Ashlee Simpson 6) Fran Drescher (at least Paris makes videos I can watch for more than 5 seconds!) 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil (give Dr. Pill a Valium and send him on his way!) 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) Bill O’Reily (just a butt!) 5) Carrot Top (a tough choice... I'll vote against the other nose next) 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 3) Britney Spears (go away... go away!!) 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) (easy) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen (a pimple on Bill O’Reilly's butt!) 9) Jay Leno 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) (Die! Die!!) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) (They're limp?? Get some Viagra!) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) (death is too good for him!) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds (I don't watch Idol, and Bonds is, well, Bonds) Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers (Arrgh!!) 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) (Die! Die!!!) 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) (maybe if he had boobs like Anna Nicole... maybe not) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli (trade him!!!) __________________ LET'S GO ROCKETS!!! MAVS GOIN' DOWN! (worth repeating!)
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 4) Ashlee Simpson 6) Fran Drescher 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 8) Bill O’Reily 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 5) Martha Stewart 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
Bracket A 1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 5) Michael Jackson 4) Ashlee Simpson 6) Fran Drescher 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil 15) Spongebob Squarepants Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 8) Bill O’Reily 5) Carrot Top 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 3) Britney Spears 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen 9) Jay Leno 5) Martha Stewart 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 9) Telemarketers 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 13) Anna Nicole Smith 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters 2) Dan Miceli
I just wanna make clear that I don't watch Idol either. No, definitely not! I just happen to hear him when I'm flipping through channels or when I see that phone commercial with him in it that's on 10,000 times a day. You must not be keeping up with the Astros anymore. I stopped caring about them and watching them since game 7 last season, but I know that Imbeceli was cut and is at such a high level now that he's pitching in Japan.
Bracket A 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) OK, don't ban me, but I really cannot stand The View. I'll be back voting for Karla et al. in subsequent rounds, I'm sure. 5) Michael Jackson 6) Fran Drescher 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 8) Bill O’Reily sorry, just seems like a pompous jerk 5) Carrot Top Barbara Streisand has at least done a few decent things 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) Bracket C 1) Scottie Pippen (Quitten will go far here) 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 2) Barry Bonds Bracket D 9) Telemarketers 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters [/B][/QUOTE]
Bracket A 8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) 4) Ashlee Simpson 3) Paris Hilton 7) Dr. Phil Bracket B 1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras 13) Barbara Streisand 6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner 10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) Bracket C 9) Jay Leno 4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character) 6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) 7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest Bracket D 16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan 5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) 11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) 7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters