The All-Encompassing Watt Thread

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  1. Ericstocracy

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    I figured with so many articles, magazine covers, and overall national attention he's receiving and will continue to receive, might as well just give him his own thread.

    I'll start it off by posting his most recent coverage.

    An article that came out today from SI's MMQB site.

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    http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/09/08/nfl-jj-watt-houston-texans


    His Men's Health cover and subsequent article.

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    http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/jj-watt-workout

    His SI cover, One of multipe and this months SI featuring 3 other NFL players.

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    http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/09/01/nfl-preview-issue-sports-illustrated-covers

    His most recent Texas Montly cover and article.

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    http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-stand-up-desk/the-watt-age/
     
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  2. RV6

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    A million pages, here we come!

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  3. Ericstocracy

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  4. Rodman23

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    those gatorade commercials are hilarious
     
  5. Creepy Crawl

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  7. RV6

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    http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/08/lindsay-pelas-jj-watt-video-twitter/

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  8. EddieWasSnubbed

    EddieWasSnubbed Contributing Member

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    Why has a "Hi I'm JJ Watt and I have Direct TV, and I'm _______ JJ Watt, and I have cable." commercial not happened?




    Does Watt actually have cable?
     
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    Watt probably cut the cord
     
  10. EddieWasSnubbed

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    JJ Watt cut Chuck Norris's cord.
     
  11. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Because Watt is perfect in every way. There is no cable version of JJ Watt that he can even make up. :p
     
  12. Dubious

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    Watt's the J D T (Chinese) tat about?


    My fear is that no human beings are as perfect as they project. If JJ goes all sex addict or something it's going to crush all the hopes and dreams of a whole generation of young people. And, the TMZ world out there wold love nothing more.
     
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  13. whag00

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    Dont do drugs/ PEDs, stay monogamous in relationships, dont get arrested...

    The forumla is pretty simple.
     
  14. houstonstime

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    Just my guess: JJ, Derrick, TJ... the 3 brothers
     
  15. EddieWasSnubbed

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    Women love 50 Shades. They would eat that up. Could you imagine

    JJ can do no wrong.
     
  16. Mr.Scarface

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    My wife is just WAITING for something to come out. She thinks no one is that perfect. LOL.
     
  17. Bandwagoner

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    that is pretty disappointing. get original. jia1 家
     
  18. EddieWasSnubbed

    EddieWasSnubbed Contributing Member

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    Someone made this banner and wants to bring it to an away game.


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    Yeah, someone won. I'm too lazy to post the bleacher report article. Its a user from reddit, via bleacher report.
     
  19. Commodore

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>NFL Films' @<a href="https://twitter.com/gregcosell">gregcosell</a> explains the greatness of @<a href="https://twitter.com/JJWatt">JJWatt</a> through 10 jaw-dropping plays: <a href="http://t.co/P7rftaHdrz" title="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/greg-cosell-s-nfl-classroom--10-plays-that-define-j-j--watt-s-dominance-214026009.html">yhoo.it/1OlwwGC</a> <a href="http://t.co/JON42PKIDd" title="http://twitter.com/YahooSchwab/status/642733832303607808/photo/1">pic.twitter.com/JON42PKIDd</a></p>&mdash; Frank Schwab (@YahooSchwab) <a href="https://twitter.com/YahooSchwab/status/642733832303607808" data-datetime="2015-09-12T16:17:41+00:00">September 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  20. Ericstocracy

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    ^ Good read with some nice break downs of how he's capable of doing what he does on the playing field.
     
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