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Texans sign Matt Kalil

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Nimo, Mar 22, 2019.

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  1. HstnSprtsFan101

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    The guy has gotten really ridiculous
     
    #81 HstnSprtsFan101, Mar 26, 2019
  2. Nook

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    The Koolade is strong at Reliant.

    Why would this make a Texans fan happy?

    Translation: “Our line is so shitty (and will be so shitty) that this piece of **** will compete against other pieces of **** to see who starts... because someone has to.”
     
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  3. Nimo

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  4. Nimo

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  5. Nimo

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  6. Nimo

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  7. donkeypunch

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    He couldnt sign fast enough. He wouldve signed in blood if there was no pen present.
     
    #87 donkeypunch, Mar 27, 2019
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  8. Nimo

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    I was going to post the contract details for some of the cheaper deals for tackles but who needs that kind negativity right now
     
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    The plan is to corner the market on scrubs with smoking hot wives.
     
    #89 Buck Turgidson, Mar 28, 2019
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    After The Master's, I now have hope for the resurrection and redemption of older stars to regain their past glory.
     
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    #91 J.R., May 18, 2019
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  12. donkeypunch

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    GAW DAMN.......!

    Gaine knew what he was doing the whole time. I take back everything, this has been a great off season.

    Matt has the damn life man: get paid to sit on his ass, play and suck, still get paid and go home to that. **** him.
     
    #92 donkeypunch, May 18, 2019
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    #93 Sanity2disChaos, May 18, 2019
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  14. Rasheed

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    Can she cook though? :eek:
     
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  15. donkeypunch

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    She can warm up some wieners and serve up them hams.....
     
    #95 donkeypunch, May 18, 2019
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