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Superman's kryptonite for a bad back....Superman's Blonde 5'1 Baby Momma

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by smoothie_king, Jul 5, 2012.

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  1. smoothie_king

    smoothie_king Member

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    This is Superman's kryptonite. His Blonde babby momma is probally the reason why he has that bad back. I wouldn't be surprised if he tanks a season from all that loving she's giving 'em. Howard 7 feet tall but he loves those short 4'11 to 5'11 chicks.

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    He could be setting the Magic up to milk a season kinda like how Tmac milked us.
     
    #1 smoothie_king, Jul 5, 2012
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    I ain't mad at SOOPAMAN!
     
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    He got them bad back from bending over to get to the cooch.
     
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    Grow up.
     
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  5. LALaw

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    Wrong subsection
     
    #5 LALaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    There's no need for that. There is furniture. There are accessories.
     
    #6 quikkag, Jul 5, 2012
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    The bad threads continue. :grin:
     
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    you're kryptonite to this BBS
     
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    I think Howard is a little more sentimental than Lebron James. The owner fired Stan Van Gundy to applease Howard. Howard has that organization by the throats .

    I just don't see Howard leaving the team and the owner who drafted him when he was a kid in high school.

    Remember Howard had has alot of drama in his life from his basketball housewife baby mother Royce.

    Now he has a new baby mother, the blonde. I don't see him moving around any time soon.
     
    #9 smoothie_king, Jul 5, 2012
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    How is she able to stand after taking his BBC?
     
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    This thread is in poor form
     
    #11 LALaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    Wow...
    EDIT: I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet.
     
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    That just doesn't seem possible...
     
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    Lol!

    I wish i could rep you 100 times for this, unfortunately you can only get 1
     
    #14 rocketman84, Jul 5, 2012
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    Unrelated blog after blog! Come on man!
     
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    Are you sure she had a baby.
     
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    Howard is a big kid, I wouldn't be surprised if he milks his back injury. Remember the team doesn't even have a coach and we're in the first week of july.

    The magic's dysfunction is actually more inept than Houston's dysfunction considering they were in the finals a couple of years ago and they're on the brink of rebuilding.
     
    #17 smoothie_king, Jul 5, 2012
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    do a search on mediatakeout.com. 100% sure. She is his baby's momma.
     
    #18 smoothie_king, Jul 5, 2012
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    I don't care how strong and flexible he is. Not even Howard can reach his own cooch.
     
    #19 acsorelle4, Jul 5, 2012
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    God how much is he paying for child support? I may be exaggerating the numbers a bit, but does he have like 10 kids by 10 different women?
     
    #20 gambingo, Jul 5, 2012
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