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Stupid movie cliches.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Sep 4, 2010.

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Take the freaking gun!
     
  2. Rocket River

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    Turning you back because you think the killer is down for the count . . . .magically when you turn around he has gotten up or disappeared

    Rocket River
     
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    this brand of magic?
     
  4. BetterThanI

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    <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sqz5dbs5zmo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sqz5dbs5zmo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  5. Plowman

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    Horses are both bullet and arrow proof.



    If a car is shot it will explode.
     
  6. rockets934life

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    The nerdy guy with little to NO shot at the hot exotic girl ends up impressing her and riding off into the sunset with the hottie.
     
  7. RedRedemption

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    You can get shot/stabbed/decapitated an infinite amount of times. You still get 30-60 seconds to get your word out, no matter how badly you are bleeding out... :p
     
  8. Dairy Ashford

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    I'm so angry at what you're saying right now, I'm going spew out an entire rant before you finish, full of irreversible insults. Oh wait, you were saying something the exact opposite of what I thought you were saying? How comedic, and/or reassuring!
     
  9. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    "Gotcha Suckas"

    - Chubby Rain
     
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    LOL... is that Sidney Crosby on main vocals??? :grin:
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    Middle-aged college professors just want to bang their young, dumb students. They certainly don't have research, papers to grade, kids they want to spend time with, or any friends their own age.
     
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Not going for the kill.

    Introducing baddass weapons like lasers, machine guns and rocket launchers and ending the movie with a fist or gun fight.
     
  13. BetterThanI

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    Nope.
     
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    It doesn't matter if the action hero is in his 60's, his love interest for the picture will be no older than 29. Even if his character is down on his luck financially somehow his "ruggedness" and "sense of honor" will attract some young hottie
     
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    random hot sex scenes without protection and no pregnancies, though thats more a plot hole.
     
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    20 vs 1 in a fight but for some reason the 20 guys never gang up on him at once. Instead they choose to fight him 1 at a time.
     
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    Black guy always dies first.
     
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    The protagonist gets beaten to near death but somehow makes a comeback and beats the bad guy so fast. This happens alot in movies by Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone...basically martial arts movies.
     
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    The one driving the car is always the one jumping out the window to another car.....saying "take the wheel".

    either you should be in the damn passenger seat....or let them jump.
     

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