1,While Baker and Sura liquor up ,Sura gladly ask him :"Do you know who is the boss in rockets?" Baker :"Boss is tmac!" Sura :"NO!" Baker:"must be YAO!" Sura:"Wrong!" Baker:"Maby Mutombo?" Sura angry:"NONONO¡_¡_" Baker:"is it possible that I am the boss?" Sura fall in a faint. 2,When YAO is training,Tmac told yao:"i hear you have many yao-lover." Sura heared that and ask Yao:"how many?I change three in one week,how many you have? " Yao say :''Maby a hundred million,Maby two hundred million,who know?" Sura fall in a faint again. 3,One day ,yao and jone play the video game "soccer 8" yao say :"pass me ,hurry ,give me the ball" jone conditioned reflex,take the TV and throw to yao quickly. 4,In the game rockets VS sun ,yao incautious elbow to nash's face.So yao chase nash all time for a apologize.Jeef Van angry and scream:"who told you to defend him???"
another: Baker put alcohol into a bottle ,when he want to drink alcohol,he pretend that he drink water. one day rockets players are training ,van have a cobweb in the throat ,and he find Baker's bottle.................
I was stupid enough to make a joke about vin's addiction problems and later realiased how stupid and insensitive i truly was. so cutout all this lame and stupid jokes about his drinking problem. they guy is fighting for his dignity.i nstead of being supportive, we mock him. honestly....
i take it jone = mike james? and the joke is ...when yao asks for the ball, james won't pass him the ball. he'd pass him a tv before he passed him the ball (conditioned to reflex)?
Baker: "Boss is TMAC" Sura: "NO!" Baker: "Must be Yao, then!" Sura: "Wrong!" Baker: "Mutombo?" Sura: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." Sura: "HA... HA HA.... HAHAHAHAHA...."
the ball hog part i knew, just the boss part not. vunny1408 i thought that jone was Jon barry, and the joke was that his relfex was throwing a solid object(ball) to Yao the minute he asked for the ball(i didn't think it was funny)
