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So I told my uncle, the rockets need to win tonight to close out okc and he says ...

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  1. what

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    yeah, we need to rest up for the spurs. I almost jacked that mofo
     
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    This your uncle?

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    How do I sign up to get alerts for this thread... ?
     
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    This is my new favorite thread.
     
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    Your uncle is a wise man.
     
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    Man Stephen Adams wastes no time going into off-season mode
     
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    Super thread worthy. I like that you put a lot of time into this. Also if like to smell your uncles fingers if I could
     
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    So here is one thing I noticed and makes me skeptical of your story.


    Your uncle is a big enough rockets fan to know that we will probably play the Spurs in the next round.

    Yet

    He has no idea the rockets are playing in an elimination game.


    I sense foul play. You made this epic story up I presume, it's just too epic
     
    #11 Pen15clubber, Apr 27, 2017
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    I said it all in the first post. Besides I'm in the hospital recovering from a successful appendectomy thank god.

    @what is laid up.
     
    #12 what, Apr 27, 2017
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    What?
     
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    You in Memphis or h town? You need me to come rub some honey on your thighs, playa?
     
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    Nah man, I'm in Brenham tx
     
    #15 what, Apr 27, 2017
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    what were your symptoms before you went to the hospital
     
    #16 Pen15clubber, Apr 27, 2017
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    This is....weird
     
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    Oh yeah, tell your uncle my neighbor's dog said we need to rest up for Memphis.
     
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    did you almost jack that mofo
     
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    I was wondering when penis was going to get ahold of this thread
     
    #20 rockpileindisma, Apr 27, 2017
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