Sexy shark photoshoot goes awry . . .

Still more car accidents than shark attacks, lightning strikes, ......

stoopid undertaking.

 

I got a little shiver looking at the open wound, but now I'm going to google cam soda.

 

Ok. It's not soda. Cam Soda is p*rn! Which I should have figured out, lol, but I thought it was soda.

 

That was one of the worst shark cages I've ever seen, way too open.

 

This looked staged.

 

true story. i think the shark's in on it.

 

stupid is more like it, I thought the bars were way too wide. The cage needed to be bigger as well. I'm not sure what they were aiming for, advertising whatever was on her bathing suit I'm guessing while being close to sharks?

she got lucky though. A little bit more to the left and her Achilles is gone and she can't walk for who knows how long

 

Molly Cavalli. I know that ass anywhere.

 

Only would have been funnier if it bit her on the ass.

 

Those sharks didn't look all that sexy to me.

 

the stripper looked a little like a baby seal

 

Sharks always get a bad rep when stupid **** is involved... way to go!! I've been scuba diving in the water w/ sharks (not cage diving) and typically they couldn't care less... unless you're feeding them/chumming the water.. Or you get unlucky w/ an aggressive Bull, but hey you're in their territory


PS it's a God damn lemon shark, she would have been better off jumping in the water with no cage... They probably were interested in the cage and more of an accident. Of course crazies will give sharks a bad name.

 

It's one of those robot sharks Google is making.

 

So... is sharkbite p*rn a thing now?

 

fake

 

It was a clearly intended lap dance in front of the lapless sharks for it to go down to fap.

 

The shark bite looks like an axe wound.

 

Jokes aside, no one deserves to be bitten by a shark.

 

"Deserve's got nuthin to do with it." -- William Munny