Sad commentary through ICQ from abroad

A little background: My best friend lives in Madrid, born in Boston, loves basketball, and we HATE THE LAKERS WITH A PASSION. OK, that's enough background.

Here's his ICQ play-by-play last night while hoping I'd pop up on the internet to do some typing.

1st Message:
"wish you were on line.Snaq is an even bigger p***y than I could have ever even imagined..can't recall an MVP ever going the first 8 minutes in a game 7 without touching the ball...I'm watching the broadcast on german television from lisbon and they are caught up in david stern's masturbatory pr scheme and broke into a frenzy when snaq had two hoops in a row midway through the 2nd Q, but only the refs can save him now, down 10 with 1 min in the 3r"

2nd msg:
"sabonis just made an outrageous pass to rasheed and then snaq travelled...I think somebody is writing this script for me...
I also like how every time kobe makes a hoop he looks like he is waiting for someone to run onto the court with his next paycheck..."

3rd msg:
"scottie hits the 3 and stops to glare at phil....phil understands what it is to coach a bunch of lazy millionaires who are too busy composing their next rap rhyme to even shut down the world's tallest pizza delivery boy...."

last msg:
"and I have just vowed to never watch another nba game...."




[This message has been edited by heypartner (edited June 05, 2000).]