Why does the Post Office love the Rockets? Because they are always mailing it in Did you hear about Terrence Jones crashing his car? At least we know it wasn't a board Why is James Harden's girlfriend so secure about their relationship? She knows James doesn't make passes Did you hear that Marvel killed off Wolverine in 2014? That would explain the empty shell that's playing out there right now Feel free to add your own
What's black or white, red all over, and going to the playoffs? A member of the Houston Rockets. I lied about the playoffs.
Apparently rockets.com has been nearly inaccessible for the past month Like the team, they also can't get 3 W's in a row together.
Why do the Rockets suck? No team chemistry. Why can't the Rockets make 3s? Because they miss 3s. At least we're better than the Mavs and the Jazz, right? We're not better than the Mavs or Jazz.
That thread that claimed the Rockets were the savior of the dumpster fire that is the Texans (who eventually made the playoffs with no QB).
What did JB Bickerstaff tell the guys before getting on the bus? Guys, get on the bus. What's the difference between the Rockets and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
How many Houston Rockets players does it take to change a tire? One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up What do the Houston Rockets and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRIGONUM WITH THE SOUL BURNER! FEEL THE BURN ROCKETS, FEEL IT DEEP IN YOUR SOUL. THAT **** EVEN HURTS ME, OUCH!
