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Rockets jersey nickname ideas

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by htwnbandit, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. htwnbandit

    htwnbandit Member

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    With the Nets and Heat having their nickname jerseys on yesterday (some of them were awful... I don't know about you but initials aren't nicknames) I thought I would share my ideas with you guys, and can add or change whatever you feel. I'll avoid using boring "nicknames" like "Bev" or "D12".

    Harden: Beard/Santa
    Dwight: Rocketman (Superman couldn't be used cuz Copyright)
    Chandler: Bang
    Lin: Linsanity
    Beverley: Chicago Shutdown
    Omer Asik: Turkish Delight (leave Asik hate on the trade Asik thread plz)
    Terrence Jones: Dr. Dunk
    Garcia: Cisco Kid
    Omri Casspi: The Great Casspi
    Aaron Brooks: The Hawk
    Greg Smith: Country Ox
    Donatas: Donuts/Wolfman (for his comments about being afraid of wolves)
    Brewer: Bud Lights-out
    Isiah Canaan: Biloxi Baron (couldn't really think of anything)
    Covington: Bellwood Heater (same as above lol)

    Feel free to add your own.
     
  2. htwnbandit

    htwnbandit Member

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    I also remember Dwight giving alot of these guys nicknames, but I just remembered after posting it. :( Ah well, just post em below if they're good :p:grin:;):p:cool:
     
  3. ling ling

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    Lin's nick is Armour.
     
  4. CasaDolce

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    ^^ Hey, don't ruin a potentially delightful thread. Can't you wait at least till page 2?

    OP, that's a good start but some of the names have too many letters in them.

    I like DMo, Scoopy, Gummy, Cannon, Agent0...
     
  5. nobie

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    Just use the ones they already have, don't need to make these ridiculous ones.
     
  6. kwakmeister

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    Dwight called AB 'Crazy legs' if I remember correctly.
     
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    Brooks should be AB or Crazy Legs
     
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    I stayed away from DMo because I classify it as a boring nickname (like D-Will, D-Rose, D-Wade etc). "Dream", "Glide", "Magic", "Pistol", "Hondo" and "Ice" are what I feel are GOOD nicknames.
     
  9. KlutchQT

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    I think making up a nickname nobody has ever called you is super lame (I'm looking at you, Teletovic)... I'd go with ones we've legit heard before.

    Harden: Beard
    Dwight: D12
    Chandler: Chandler Bang
    Lin: Linsanity
    Beverley: Mr. 94 Feet
    Omer Asik: Big O
    Terrence Jones: T. Jones (if D. Wade can do it, why not? :cool: )
    Garcia: Cisco
    Omri Casspi: The Great Casspi (never heard this, but I like it so it stays)
    Aaron Brooks: AB
    Greg Smith: JuJu
    Donatas: DMo
    Brewer: Brew
    Isaiah Canaan: Sip
    Covington: (No idea what they call him/what he calls himself)
     
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    I would die (of delight) if Dwight put "Hit That Nae Nae" on the back of his jersey.
     
  11. CasaDolce

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    Is D12 short form of "Daddy of 12"? :p
     
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    Harden: The Beard
    Dwight: Head and Shoulders
    Chandler: Bang
    Lin: Linsanity
    Beverley: Mr. 94 Feet
    Omer Asik: Big O
    Terrence Jones: Basketball Jones
    Garcia: Cisco Kid
    Omri Casspi: The Great Casspi
    Aaron Brooks: Bushwick Bill
    Greg Smith: JuJu
    Donatas: Donuts
    Brewer: The Brewmaster
    Isiah Canaan: Sip
    Covington: Rookie Bobby
     
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    Bev = Lil Zeke
     
  14. Solaris

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    DMO, Lin, Garcia, Brewer, and Asik's nicknames on their jerseys should be "Trade them!"
     
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    Harden - bin harden
    Lin - Rin
    Howard - dwightmare
    Parsons- vanilla sky
    beverley - westbroke
    Donatas - donata ever play
    Casspi- halallujah
    garcia - lopez
    terrence - stomp the yard
    Asik - Thanksgivings over
    mchale - MCsuccess
     
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    Brook is "Little Black Bean." I forgot who gave it to him. Agent 0 works good, too.
     
  17. Normalus

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    TJones should wear jersey with Scooby Doo nickname
     
  18. Solaris

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    AB said 'Crazy legs' refers to his birth defects and thus really hated that name.
     
  19. HouStu_Rocket

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    I still really like the idea of calling Dwight the Dwightmare as the successor of the Dream. Lets try to exclusively call him that so it sticks.
     
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    Beverly has to be Trinidad James...there's no other way.
     

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