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[Real Life Crazy Weekend News] The Marvelous Misadventures of Zola In Florida

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  1. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

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    #1 percicles, Oct 28, 2015
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  2. Xenon

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    Here is an easier to read version.

    Edit: actually just took another look and some entries are missing.
     
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  3. Cohete Rojo

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    tl;dr version?
     
    #3 Cohete Rojo, Oct 28, 2015
  4. Haymitch

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    That was something else
     
    #4 Haymitch, Oct 28, 2015
  5. chow_yun_fat

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    Great story, A+
     
    #5 chow_yun_fat, Oct 28, 2015
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    It's actually not that long.........and strangely worth reading. A few good quotes that will probably make it into the mainstream. I guarantee there will be some memes made out of her........"prose."
     
    #6 Pole, Oct 28, 2015
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    have you been to florida?
    the hoodie/trashy chicks are way worse than any in Texas
     
    #7 tinman, Oct 28, 2015
  8. percicles

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    s-it's legit

    [​IMG]
     
    #8 percicles, Oct 29, 2015
  9. bobmarley

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    That's some story, but unfortunately there are way more stories like that that happen pretty regularly.
     
    #9 bobmarley, Oct 29, 2015
  10. RunninRaven

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    Please tell me I'm not the only one that is totally clueless on what the word "lowkey" means.
     
    #10 RunninRaven, Oct 29, 2015
  11. Air Langhi

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    Girls (Zola) meet customers (Jes) at hooters. Girl(Zola) is a stripper. The customer (Jes) invites her to go strip in florida. Instead of stripping Jes ends up turning tricks. Jes's pimp (Z) isn't good and Zola gets gets jes more customers. Rival pimp kidnaps Jes and forces her to turn tricks for them. Jes's pimp(Z) kills rival pimp. Jes has a boyfriend who brought jess to florida. He is crying all the time and wants jes to stop being a prostitute. Zola and Jes's boyfriend go home. Jes stays to turn more tricks. Turns out Z is a big time human trafficker and is wanted for murder. Jes and Z are arrested in Vegas for turning tricks.
     
    #11 Air Langhi, Oct 29, 2015
  12. davidio840

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    Lol pretty much sums it up. Cray cray
     
    #12 davidio840, Oct 29, 2015
  13. Victorious

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    read this like a novel, entertaining as f**k. it has it all, a love story, betrayal, murder, hookers & pimps, human trafficking, fights, and triumph. and of course it all takes place in the Land of Debauchery, Florida.

    somebody needs to adapt this into a short film lol
     
    #13 Victorious, Oct 29, 2015
  14. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    That word is old. It the the replacement word for down low. Down low is really old.
     
    #14 REEKO_HTOWN, Oct 29, 2015
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    I've heard of someone describing someone as "low key", meaning quiet, unassuming, not overly exciteable. But that didn't seem to be how she was using it at all.
     
    #15 RunninRaven, Oct 29, 2015
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    that's a hell of a lot of tweets. Good story though
     
    #16 LCAhmed, Oct 29, 2015
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    Was that a leaked script for Spring Breakers 2?
     
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  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    It has everything except a human being you could give two ****s about. But it was definitely entertaining in a super sad way.
     
    #18 B-Bob, Oct 29, 2015
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    why don't you give a **** about zola? she's a stripper that works a hooters!!!!
     
    #19 K mf G, Oct 29, 2015
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    Damn...that was crazy but stories like this are being played-out as I type. These women have no clue what they are getting into when they step-into the world of dancing and for some, prostitution - I'm just glad I don't have a daughter who could possibly at one point "vibe over our hoeism" and go on "hoe trips" lmmfao What a strange world we are living in.
     
    #20 axstar713, Oct 29, 2015
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