Attn: Gold-digging-ass, Kobe-Jersey-Wearing-Ass, Lebron-Jersey-Wearing-Ass, whack-ass, trick-ass, BANGWAGONER BITCHES. Get your jingle-bell ballsacks to the back of the mother****in' bus. If you can't name the starting 5 from last season, get to the back of the line. If you don't know who Patrick Patterson is... get to stepping. Line? Back there, Budraig Harrington. If you have a blank look on your face when somebody shouts "KA-PAYA!"... Back of the line. If you think Walt Williams is the guy on Breaking Bad... BACK OF THE LINE. Real fans get first dibs. We've been putting in work and waiting to savor this ****. So let me just say one thing to you glory-hounding bandwagon-jumping, jock-sniffing bowling ball suckers, we are the ones really appreciating this **** because we've been here through thick and thin, and now we will be the COSMIC OVERLORDS OF THE NEW GLORIOUS REVOLUTION. ALL HAIL LORD HARDEN!