[PSA] Bandwagoners get to the back of the ****ing line!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by moestavern19, Nov 3, 2012.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Contributing Member

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    Attn: Gold-digging-ass, Kobe-Jersey-Wearing-Ass, Lebron-Jersey-Wearing-Ass, whack-ass, trick-ass, BANGWAGONER BITCHES.

    Get your jingle-bell ballsacks to the back of the mother****in' bus.

    If you can't name the starting 5 from last season, get to the back of the line.

    If you don't know who Patrick Patterson is... get to stepping. Line? Back there, Budraig Harrington.

    If you have a blank look on your face when somebody shouts "KA-PAYA!"... Back of the line.

    If you think Walt Williams is the guy on Breaking Bad... BACK OF THE LINE.


    Real fans get first dibs. We've been putting in work and waiting to savor this ****.

    So let me just say one thing to you glory-hounding bandwagon-jumping, jock-sniffing bowling ball suckers, we are the ones really appreciating this **** because we've been here through thick and thin, and now we will be the COSMIC OVERLORDS OF THE NEW GLORIOUS REVOLUTION.

    ALL HAIL LORD HARDEN!
     
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  2. conquistador#11

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    power to the beard! viva la beard.
     
  3. Amel

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    I cant stand most of the 2012s, what a bunch of little twats
     
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  4. vinsensual

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    champaigne for the real fans, real pain for the sham fans?
     
  5. Angkor Wat

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    Exactly man. I feel you. A couple weeks ago, some of these so called fans could give a rats ass about the Rockets these last few years. Hell, some were even bitching about the Harden trade. Crying over Martin, lamb and some draft picks. 2 games later, where are they now?
     
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    If you think "Maloney" is a deli meat, or that the best Houston sports star named "Mario" played defensive end......back of the line, brah
     
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  7. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Contributing Member

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    Cuddling with their boyfriends in their new Rockets snuggies.
     
  8. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Contributing Member

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    I just read you, and this is crazy... but here's my rep points, so quote me maybe?
     
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    There's a bandwagon already? What's the destination?
     
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    Luis, Dragic (Lowry), Martin, Parsons, Dalembert
     
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  12. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Contributing Member

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    I don't know but I'm sure a lot of them are headed about 260 Miles south on I-45.
     
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    If you think Mr. Mean is some backwoods wrestler from WWE, BACK OF THE LINE.
     
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    I'm a bandwagoner of this thread!!!!

    If you think Buck Johnson is a deer package, back of the line!!!!
     
  15. dragonz

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    I drafted Harden with my first overall pick in my fantasy league, you get back to the line
     
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    Arrogance, pure arrogance. I agree that there are plenty of very, very dumb new fans, but don't put yourselves on some imaginary pedestal.
     
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  17. moestavern19

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    See DaDakota's kid there in the window on the right? That is you.

    BACK OF THE LINE.
     
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    Good Lord. Are you serious? What is this, some kind of internet kindergarten?

    I really don't understand why some people need to validate themselves like this.
     
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  20. DrNuegebauer

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    Screw that, we want more bandwagoners. They might be lame and annoying, but they bring in the $$$$$ and fill up the arena and tend to scream loudly at anything.

    Bring that on?
     

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