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Pretty sure I'm a serial dater

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 29, 2019.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm on most online Tinder/Bumble sites daily.

    Went on two horrific dates Friday & Saturday.

    Still seeing the Persian I talked about last month.

    Have a date tomorrow with a girl from high school.

    Just made plans to fly to Oregon to see my first GF from when I was 12.

    And I also shotgun exes and pretty much anyone.

    I may have a problem.
     
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    It beats abusive drunk...posting.
     
  4. theimpossibles1

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    Attention w****.
     
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    Luke P, you sure have fallen hard. But get over it, you would have made Hannah a prisoner in that marriage.
     
  6. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Was she the girl from the Noczema commercials?
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    Go for it. Ain't nothing wrong with being picky.
     
  8. dachuda86

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    Or maybe it's the opposite...
     
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    Tell us about Friday & Saturday.
     
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  10. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Booked my flight to Portland. I met this girl when I was literally 1 years of age. We reconnected at 12.

    This should be interesting, but we are both excited. Luckily I have two friends in Portland if things go awkward.

    ...and yes. I'm flying to Oregon to see a girl I haven't been with since I was 12. Last time we were together was in a hotel pool which I told her we had to revisit.

    I think that is pretty awesome.

    and it actually happened by a very late night post, and me sending this.

     
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  11. Astrodome

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    Been there, done that. Got married at 35. Be patient. Variety is the spice of life.
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It's the hunt and the thrill of the catch; the ego boost and endorphin hit of that initial goo-goo period with a woman. But you're also searching.

     
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    "Have a date tomorrow with a girl from high school."
    alright, alright, alright! that's what I'm talking about!
     
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    Date all the strippers and whores you want, but when it comes time marry a nerd. Also, after 35 (most often 30) if they aren't already taken there is most likely something seriously wrong with them.
     
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    Pet peeve. Don't sugar coat it. There is no Persia. It's Iran. She's Iranian.
     
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  17. Jugdish

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    You've obviously never met a Persian.
     
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  18. droxford

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    There are no Persians. There are only Iranians who like to call themselves "Persians". And... yes, I have met them, some of whom have called themselves "Persians". I guess they don't like the negative connotation to being considered "Iranian". Maybe they think "Persian" sounds more exotic? I don't care. They're Iranian.
     
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  19. Jugdish

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    I've never got a straight answer out of one as to why they call themselves Persian.
     
  20. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Supposedly everyone is ingrained with the need to feel important.
     
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