Predict Tonight's TNT Inside the NBA halftime show

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  1. OTMax

    OTMax Member

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    Rockets played some weak ass teams, CP3 is still proving he's good so Harden doesn't deserve MVP since Lebron is alone, not impressed with still all the dribbling, MDA is a great coach and making everyone better, Rockets still don't play defense but they have some guys who can defend.
     
  2. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Rockets losing at halftime: "Told y'all jump-shooting teams can't be successful" or "Gobert's brand of defense has motivated his teammates!"
    Rockets winning by a few points: "Jazz are doing really well, in keeping it close. Rockets can't keep this up in the 2nd half."
    Rockets winning by a lot: "Gobert just got back from injury, so his conditioning isn't all there."

    Literally will put down the Rockets while elevating the Jazz, in the same breath.
     
  3. hakeemthagreat

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    Barkley: "Well obviously the Rockets can score. Harden's playing at a MVP level. But they ain't gon stop nobody"

    Ernie interjects: "But Chuck their top 5 defense this year"

    Barkley: "Yea but they can't sustain that the whole season. The Rockets will win regular season games but won't do anything in the playoffs"

    Shaq: "Um, yea the Rockets will put up points but I don't take them seriously in the playoffs. James Harden's playing like a MVP. Guys like Capela are playing good. but i don't think they'll be able to beat Golden State. In order for them to win, Chris Paul has to play 48 minutes a night and average 20 assist. When he shows me he can average 20 assist, then i'll admit i'm a idiot"

    Ernie: "Well said Shaq. Kenny?"

    Kennie: "Well we all thought it would take Chris Paul time to adjust. Nobody expected it too happen this fast. (Runs to the projector) See what we're looking at is how well the floor is spaced when both James Harden and Chris Paul are out there. If Chris penetrates, you're forced to leave Harden for a open 3. Basically we said it wouldn't work because TNT/ESPN doesn't follow any team outside of Golden State, Cleveland, The OKC Westbrooks & the Lakers because of Lavar Ball"
     
  4. rockets13champs

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    Chuck will say this is a boring game
     
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  5. Mathrocker

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    Shaq did say we have a chance at the title recently.
     
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  6. RocketsJumer

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    Let’s not kid ourselves.

    They’ll probably won’t even talk about the Rockets at all during halftime.

    They’ll probably play some Shaq-Amex video again then do some sort of gag afterwards.

    Ernie will probably “try” to steer the conversation back to the game but Chuck will say something loud and repeatedly about the gag to which Shaq and/or Kenny will argue with him till it’s time for them to commercial break.

    Then right after they come back to commercial, they’ll replay a part of the gag a couple of times and all four of them laugh and continue to joke with the other.

    Right before the 2nd half starts, Ernie will finally say something about the game (“Let’s see if Harden continue with his dominating play into the second half and if the Rockets can build on their 15 point lead”) and Chuck will scream loudly that Kyrie Irving is still the front runner for MVP right after LeBron before the camera cuts back to the game.
     
  7. RasaqBoi

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    The only way they talk is if the Rockets are down at the half.
     
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    charles: "thunder lookin good"
    kenneth: "okc opens at oakland to start the western conference finals"
    C12H23: "book it"
     
  9. peleincubus

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    Damn you’re really good at this
     
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  10. DreamShook

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    Man, I'm just thankful rockets are finally playing again. They can say whatever they want and I'll have a smIle on my face.
     
  11. Rockets4Life13

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    Yea same here. Rough time lately with 2 games in like 12 days lol

    Almost felt like offseason :(
     
  12. Mathrocker

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    This will cheer you up and get you ready

     
  13. ballgame

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    This
     
  14. Rockets4Life13

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    I'm always ready for Rox basketball baby!
     
  15. Mathrocker

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    This will help

     
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  16. Snow Villiers

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    Beautiful post.
     
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    FIFY, otherwise i agree
     
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    Chuck: "blah blah blah blah blah"
    Shaq: "blah blah blah blah blah"
    Kenny: "blah blah blah blah blah"
    Ernie: "Stay tuned for the 2nd half of the game between the Jazz and the Rockets."
     
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    Chuck: The rockets don't have enough to beat the warriors, they'll always be a regular season star team
    Kenny: I think they have a legitimate chance if they keep playing the way they are now.
    Chuck: nope nope nope. I promise you, you will not see the rockets in the NBA finals this year
    Shaq: uhhhhhhhhhhhh chuck your coat looks stupid
     
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    Chuck - we know the rockets don't have a chance erneh , tha Thunder will be the only team with a chance in the playoffs!

    Shaq - the rockets don't have a dominant big man ernah .

    Kenny - when I played with Hakeem we were a TEAM , the rockets don't have that chemistry ... It's either harden doing this or Chris Paul doing that , they aren't sharing the ball

    Ernie , well let's take a look at some highlights from the first game !
     
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