Predict Tonight's TNT Inside the NBA halftime show

The thing people who are anti-Paul here on "unsure how it will work" keep going to is that Paul is an off the ball player. I've heard the guys on NBA Radio say "he's not a 3 point shooter."

This is just ridiculous.

Paul's numbers off the ball are great. In the minutes he plays with James Harden he's like a rich man's version of Pat Beverly. Great defense, good 3 point shooting but more options.

In the minutes he plays as the lead guard he's the best point guard on the floor.

 

I
Doubt
I
Outwit
Tinman

 

Ernie: Can we talk about the Rockets tonight?

Chuck: No.
Shaq: Not a chance.
Kenny: Come on guys.
Chuck: Shut up, Kenny.

Ernie: That wraps up this halftime show with the Suns down just 45 points. Stay tuned to watch them make a comeback.

After the game:

Ernie: This was an 82 point victory, can we talk about the Rockets?

Chuck: Shut up, Bert.

 

Houston beating phoenix at halftime and chris paul has a double double. Back to the exciting 1st game Warriors vs Celtics. Charles: Maybe finals preview america. Kyrie is the best pointguard in the league right now.

 

Uh oh, KG just heard about your post. There are 4 people holding him back from typing a snarky reply.

 

Its obvious what they are going to say. Nba coverage and all star coverage sucks.

 

ESPN's top analyst just yells louder if his point is proven wrong.

TNT > ESPN

 

People who say they like TNT: watch TNT
People who say they hate TNT:watch TNT

Network with Rockets championship players: TNT
Network with Rockets playoff failures: ESPN

 

This is assuming that Shaq, Barkley and Kenny won't be laughing idiotically about something completely unrelated while the highlights are being shown, and talking over Ernie, who's trying to address the highlights.

 

Might try putting the game on with no sound and playing the Dunc'd On Twitter NBA show simultaneously tonight.

 

I
Don't
Idolize
Overrated
Tracy

 

1 minute about the Rockets. The Suns are tanking...
Back to talking about Embiid
Back to how Kyrie deserves MVP. Kyrie looks good in a mask. Kyrie is just amazing. Kyrie looks good in green it matches his eyes. Kyrie can have my babies convo...
Then Charles will say something and everyone will call him r****ded with Shaq laughing.
Little talk about lebron. Lonzo...
Then what phoenix needs to do to beat Houston.
Back to game.

 

I predict that @Pen15clubber and I are going to share an 8 pack of hot dogs

 

Kenny smith is a front runner. He liked our team after game 6 vs clippers then went back to not liking the team.

I think he’s been bitter ever since we decided to hire mike dantoni instead of him in 2016. That seemed to motivate him to believe the dantoni 3 point happy system wouldnt work.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.hous...t-TNT-s-Smith-switches-allegiance-6267293.php

 

If I had to bet money on just ONE sequence/joke playing out - I would have to pick this one in some form - it's too easy, hits a scheduled talking point. It's a hanging curve for chuck over the middle of the plate.

EJ: Now we go to the highlights from the first half, there you see Chris Paul in his first game back since opening night tonight. (Chris Paul shaking hands at opening tip)
Chuck: He may as well just stay out the game if he gonna just sit around and watch Harden
Shaq: Huh-huh
Chuck: Ain't like he got much do other than just watch him go one on one (clip of Harden lobbing to Capela plays)

 

Charles Barkley will blabber about Houston being a pretender and not a contender.
CP3 doesn’t fit and will never fit. They will never beat the Warriors.

Shaq and Kenny (I don’t want any Rocket team to do better than his) Smith will act like bobble heads
nodding yes, in agreement.

I call, Shiitake (mushrooms) on that.

Put it on the books

 

Idiots,
Dumbasses,
Imbeciles,
Observe
TNT

 

Idk but i know it will be stupid. Thank god i won't watch it.