[Possible WOJ] Rockets to interview key clutchfan members for HC position

Les has over 52,000 coaching options on here, and STILL no announcement?

 

Hoping my midmorning interview to be the next great Rockets Twitter guy goes well (fingers crossed).
I put all my eggs in one basket and thus my presentation is based entirely around the magic that is the poop emoji.

 

well it was inevitable I suppose, but Les contacted me early this morning and confided with me his dreams of turning the Rockets into a Dream Team. He'd heard about me through the CF grapevine, and wondered if I would consider interviewing with him to bring my talents to Houston. I agreed and sent him my portfolio.

To my surprise he called back shortly thereafter and said there must be a mistake. He wanted my talents to create a "meme team." I must have misheard him at 3am when he woke me on my cell. So I assured him that yeah, I could do that too. But I would need to surround myself with top talent. Like i3artow i3aller. He agreed and said he'd push Murray on that one. So today I sit here and eagerly await his followup call to schedule the interview.

I think this is what impressed him most from what I sent him. My vision for the Rockets.

Spoiler

 

Meme Team Assemble!!!
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as you can see it's a rapid response team. up tempo. fast paced. I guarantee Les is going to like it.

 

Based off of my user name, Morey contacted me to help with his CF search. Once we agreed on my compensation (BTW, Thank's Les. The salary cap isn't the only $$$ amount increasing around here.) I immediately began compiling a list of posters that we will be considering. Unfortunately, we were not impressed by our first round of interviews. It appears as though many CF posters are in actuality nothing like the people that they portray themselves to be online.

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Sorry guys. You can stop hoping. I got the job this morning. Woj will announce it a bit later.

Les hired me on the spot when I presented the shoes we are going to use:

Spoiler

Nike has a verbal agreement with me to supply the best they can make.

Fast pace offense here we come!!!

 

Morey told me I could only have the job if I had an online masters degree from Georgia Tech in computer science

 

This coaching search is worst than Dundler Mifflin after Michael Scott.

 

*Dunder* -.-

 

damn, I don't think Morey and Les are on the same page on this one.

 

I'm having a hard time imagining DD sacrificing his post count to take a rebuilding job like the Rockets. I mean, unless they're thinking about bringing in a lead assistant to follow DD around so he can dictate one-line posts to him 24/7, I just don't see this happening.

 

I say screw it and just hire Becky Hammon. No one in the media will hate on the Rockets anymore because then they'd be called sexist. Who knows, the NBA might decide to turn the Rockets into the new darlings and give us preferential whistles.

 

We already have a fat GM and a fat superstar.

We don't need a fat HC.

 

This is the first time someone in HR has ever made me laugh out loud.

Speaking of that, Will Farrell hasn't done much recently. How about him as coach?