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[Pop Culture] Jessica Simpson Loves Bacon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Contributing Member

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    What a porky!!! Is she trying to imitate Ana Nichole Smith?

    Heifer Link

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  2. bejezuz

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    I think those jeans and belt make it worse than it is. And nice toe of the camel there. :D

    I'd still hit it.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    What a fat pig.

    She should be ashamed of letting herself go.

    Every woman should immediately become bulimic if they put on weight.
     
  4. Kam

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    mom pants.


    no.
     
  5. VooDooPope

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    I wouldn't call her fat but WTF is she wearing?
     
  6. Faos

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    I'd hit it.
     
  7. King of 40 Acres

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    Theres more photos on wwtdd.com if you scroll down some. She looks huge. That belt is definitely holding in that gut of hers. You can just tell by how different her face is.

    Edit: here's a direct link it wont let me take the photos otherwise I'd just save the trouble of linking the site.

    jessica simpson looks different
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    It's just the outfit.
     
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    I'll bet she gets an endorsement deal from Shoney's next....
     
  10. Bullard4Life

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    I've hear of outfits not flattering your figure, but not flattering your face? She looks like a totally different person.
     
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    Met her in person. Average looking at best
     
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    pretty girl, even with the extra lbs.
     
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    She's been another victim of the phenomenon known as Romo.

    He messed up another one.
     
  14. Shaud

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    Her camel toe pic I saw with her on the beach was quite nice. ;)
     
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    Mom jeans are back in style. Ever been into American Apparel or walked around Williamsburg, Brooklyn?
     
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    Wow can't even recognize her. Looks like she's been eating right before bed. Maybe she's pregnant?
     
  17. Hmm

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    seems like an eating-binge pact was made amongst the touring party... just look at her guitarist..
     
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    That's not Joey Fatone w/out the gotee?
     
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    She is sporting an extra 20lbs....easy.

    DD
     
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    "I said double meat, double cheese, extra bacon and mayo!!!!"
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