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[Poll] Is it acceptable to masturbate in a public restroom?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Feb 7, 2015.

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Yes or No?

  1. Yes

    24 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. No

    75 vote(s)
    71.4%
  3. Unsure

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    Naturally this will not be a supreme court case anytime soon.

    However, if a restroom is a place to relieve oneself, does masturbation fall into this category?

    A main reason I am asking is because this was a common practice among members of a previous employer. This is actually a serious question.

    So, if you are in a stall, is it acceptable to masturbate?
     
  2. Jontro

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    Yes and yes.
     
  3. bobloblaw

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    It's not acceptable. That's why it's enjoyable.
     
  4. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    Jontro hath delivered.
     
  5. bigtexxx

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    Pee wee Hermann?
     
  6. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    Indeed.
     
  7. BetterThanI

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    Ew.

    I guess pee isn't the only thing we have to worry about wiping off the toilet before we ****.

    Seriously if I caught some dude was whacking off in a stall I would be totally disgusted and slightly furious. Weirdos.
     
  9. Harden2Dwight

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    I do at Rockets games in the restroom so ya
     
  10. Jontro

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    Agreed. Masturbation is a sin and why anyone does it bottles my mind.
     
  11. The Real Shady

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    So it's okay to drop a deuce in a public toilet but not rub one out? Frankly they should have p*rn on the back of the stall doors so I can do both at the same time.
     
  12. Deckard

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    I don't vote in "non-public" polls.

    Well, not any longer.
     
  13. what

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    are you planning on doing this? i doubt it
     
  14. roxxfan

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    Negative. Never would. Not my thing.
     
  15. GanjaRocket

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    right after a harden stepback you gotta fap
     
  16. donkeypunch

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    No, but who's gonna stop you. It's pretty much a weapon at that point in time.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LtqEknAtyQQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  17. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Secks with the women in the bathroom is okay in certain situations, ie bar, club, friend's house. Secks with yourself... uh... no.
     
  18. RedRedemption

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    Just like in the airplane foot etiquette thread. As long as you are clean and it doesn't smell afterwards. ;)
     
  19. Dairy Ashford

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    No, terminable offense but with discretion based on provability and headcount vs. number of offenders.

    I think it should also be illegal, just because I think with legality there are possible scenarios with multiple participants and the noises for an individual offender create public decency issues.
     
  20. roxxfan

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    Wait. What
     

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