TRUE dialogue by cops (non "Onion"): “By the way he's the quarterback for OU.” “He is ... Is he really?" "That's what his girlfriend said." "He's not very fast.”
Oklahoma redshirt senior QB Baker Mayfield must complete an alcohol education program and perform 35 hours of community service as punishment from the university following his February arrest. Arrested on Feb. 25 in Fayetteville, Ark., Mayfield was charged with public intoxication, fleeing, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Mayfield must complete the school's disciplinary requirements before the fall semester begins. From a college football perspective, the upshot to this news is that he won't be suspended. "As I stated earlier, I could not be more disappointed in my actions and the embarrassment they caused for my university and team," Mayfield said. "I am anxious to fulfill the responsibilities that have been set and am continuing to dedicate myself to the high standard that everyone rightfully expects from someone in my position."