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OMG!!! Jessica Simpson washing the General Lee in a bikini

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Jun 3, 2005.

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  1. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    that water is she is using to wash the general is cold.
     
    #21 Kam, Jun 4, 2005
  2. thegary

    thegary Contributing Member

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    Asked a girl what she wanted to be
    She said baby, can't you see
    I wanna be famous, a star on the screen
    But you can do something in between.
    Baby you can drive my car
    Yes I'm gonna be a star
    Baby you can drive my car
    And baby I love you.
    I told a girl that my prospects were good
    And she said baby, it's understood
    Working for peanuts is all very fine
    But I can show you a better time.
    Baby you can wash my car
    Yes I'm gonna be a star
    Baby you can wash my car
    And baby I love you.
    Beep beep'm beep beep yeah.
    Baby you can wash my car
    Yes I'm gonna be a star
    Baby you can wash my car
    And baby I love you.
    I told a girl I can start right away
    And she said listen babe I got something to say
    I got no car and it's breaking my heart
    But I've found a washer and that's a start.
    Baby you can wash my car
    Yes I'm gonna be a star
    Baby you can wash my car
    And baby I love you.
    Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
    Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
    Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
    Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
     
    #22 thegary, Jun 4, 2005
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    She is so much better looking than the overrated Angelina Jolie that it isn't even funny.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #23 Manny Ramirez, Jun 4, 2005
  4. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    Today is Angelina Jolie's birthday...
    My number 2 lady turns 30 today.







    and Kam's
     
    #24 Kam, Jun 4, 2005
  5. EMAN34

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    macalu
    her elbows are way too pointy.


    You cant be serious
     
    #25 EMAN34, Jun 4, 2005
  6. Phreak3

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    Angelina Jolie is a tomboy.
     
    #26 Phreak3, Jun 4, 2005
  7. a-rock

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    can´t help, but her face looks veeery masculine - nice body anyway.... ...wonder if she´s got man-hands aswell.....


    her little sister is hotter imho....
     
    #27 a-rock, Jun 4, 2005
  8. tierre_brown

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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    where's a puking smiley when you need it?!
     
    #28 tierre_brown, Jun 4, 2005
  9. drapg

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    No joke. She's freakin' gross.
     
    #29 drapg, Jun 4, 2005
  10. BobFinn*

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    You guys seen the commercial of Paris Hilton washing a car?
     
    #30 BobFinn*, Jun 4, 2005
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    When I fantasize about hot chicks (fantasize being the key word here), I tend to like to fantasize about the ones that don't have all kinds of VDs running through their bodies.

    Plus Jessica >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paris
     
    #31 Manny Ramirez, Jun 4, 2005
  12. BobFinn*

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    Aren't you the guy that digs all those Weather channel chicks?





    :D
     
    #32 BobFinn*, Jun 4, 2005
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yes, because I think they are very pure.:p :D
     
    #33 Manny Ramirez, Jun 4, 2005
  14. fadeaway

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    Pure as the driven snow.





    Or is that a shlt tornado.
     
    #34 fadeaway, Jun 4, 2005
  15. drapg

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    I never thought she was hot until I saw that commercial.

    They did a very good job.
     
    #35 drapg, Jun 4, 2005
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    Haha! Me! I was actually going to post that before I read your mention of it...
     
    #36 rudager, Jun 4, 2005
  17. macalu

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    it's a jab at all the internet fools who always find something wrong with a hot chick and apparently date nothing but supermodels. i guess the sarcasm didn't really scream out.
     
    #37 macalu, Jun 4, 2005
  18. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That still doesn't make her desirable. :p
     
    #38 Manny Ramirez, Jun 4, 2005
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    I would hit it if the opportunity presented itself...
     
    #39 KaiSeR SoZe, Jun 4, 2005
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    6 out of 9 doctors agree that you can't get chlamydia from masturbating about a girl who may have had it. Although the catholic church disagrees I think.
     
    #40 SamFisher, Jun 4, 2005
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