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[Official] Who could join CP3 in a State Farm commercial POWER RANKINGS

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by samtaylor, Jul 5, 2017.

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Who should be in the next State Farm commercial with CP3

  1. James Harden

    19 vote(s)
    48.7%
  2. Ryan Anderson

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  3. Nene/Clint Caplea

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  4. Daryl Morey

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  5. Eric Gordon

    2 vote(s)
    5.1%
  6. Mike D'antoni

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  7. Clutch the Bear

    4 vote(s)
    10.3%
  8. Le$ Alexander

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. B.J. Armstrong (feat. DMo)

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  10. J.J. Watt

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  1. samtaylor

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    Enough talk of Melo and Joe Cheese. The most controversial offseason question is: Who will join CP3 in the next State Farm commercial.

    Here are the official power rankings:

    1. James Harden - Harden has already been in many commercials for Adidas and his crazy Trolli Beards (which I can never find in any store in North Houston, btw) He is clearly the go to guy for this.
    Possible alias names: Jimmy Harden, Josh Harden, Jake (From State Farm!) Harden

    2. Ryan Anderson - Ryno will hopefully be gone before any commercial could be made, but Le$ assume he will be on the team all season. (I faint) Anyway, Ryno is charismatic, smart, and WHITE, three great qualities to have if you are to portray an insurance agent.
    Possible alias names: Mr. Anderson, Rick Anderson, Ross Anderson

    3. Nene/Clint Capela - This one is a package deal. Big Dick would be awesome as an old man stuck behind a desk, just waiting to get out there and finally helping someone with insurance needs. Clint could be Nene's intern, learning all the old tricks, like blocking away higher payments, and dunking away customers worries about insurance situations.
    Possible alias names: Yeye and Carl, Nono and Craig, Yeno and Chris

    4. Daryl Morey - This is an easy one, since Daryl doesn't even need to change his persona. Just have CP3 call him asking for more "insurance" help and that he wants more "friends" cough CARMELO cough. Morey could then give a pink slip to Ross Anderson...there's plenty you could do, I'm thinking like 5-10 commercials.
    Possible alias names: Dan Morey, Dillion Morey, Darren Morey

    5. Eric Gordon - Eric has the voice of an insurance agent, so no qualms there. He could assist Cliff Paul with 3 policies at a time.
    Possible alias names: Eugene Gordon, Edward Gordon, Ellis Gordon

    6. Mike D'antoni - Mike could coach the other agents up. Imagine Cliff Paul and Josh Harden disputing a claims case and here come Max D'antoni with a clipboard and some wisdom.
    Possible alias names: Max D'antoni, Mick D'antoni, Mike Dan Tony

    7. Clutch the Bear - This could be great. Clutch doesn't need to be an agent, he could just be the claims customer who always gets hurt and needs insurance.
    Possible alias name: Crutch the Bear

    8. Le$ Alexander - The owner needs more money, why not make it in a commercial?! He can just be the angry old man filing a claim against Bill Kennedy.
    Possible alias names: More Alexander, Lester Alexander, Lance Alexander

    9. B.J. Armstrong - He's already an agent, let's make him an insurance agent. B.J. can be looking over contracts asking Dillion Morey what all this means. You could also have a cameo appearance for DMo!
    Possible alias names: J.B. Armstrong, D.J. Armstrong, A.J. Armstrong

    10. J.J. Watt - Somehow, someway, J.J. will find a way to get to the commercial shoot and be a part of at least one State Farm commercial. It's in his DNA.
    Possible alias names: R.J. Watt, K.J. Watt, B.J. Watt

    Honorable mentions: Trevor Ariza, Patrick Beverly, Clyde Drexler, Calvin Murphy, Kevin McHale, and Keith Jones
     
  2. Os Trigonum

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    needs a poll.
     
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    could James Harden be in the commercial with his twin . . . wait for it . . . Jim Frauden :p
     
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    Donatas.
     
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    That's what nene said
     
  7. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    State Farm doesn't want small potato Houston athletes. They're going to drop CP3 and have Beverley dressed as an AllState agent out there shouting, "WALK IT OFF, ###sy" after nasty collisions. Doc Rivers will also get a spot where he's complaining after his rates skyrocket when his immature son, Austin, gets into a wreck.
     
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    "If you're Durrell Moray, you trade your WHOLE TEAM for Chris Paul. It's what you do. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to State Farm. It's what you do."

    oops. wrong ad campaign
     
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  9. Fulgore

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    Melo of course
     
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  10. samtaylor

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    Look for DeAnre Jordan in a Geico commerical with the gekko
     
  11. justtxyank

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    Anything would be better than the stupid one about "you crashed the glass?" That one is cringe worthy.
     
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    Anderson

    Since Anderson's get tickets toe very game
     
  13. Nimo

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    Agreed

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    Thanks for this thread I think we need a little levity here.

    And I'm going Nene/Capela for the assist aspect
     
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    That one. Makes zero sense. Such a stupid stupid stupid stupid commercial.
     
  17. Zboy

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    Ryan Anderson because he is killing the Rockets.
     
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    We need to see Nene/Caplea in a blonde wig

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    James Harden showing Chris Paul how to make apple turnovers and burning down the house starting in the kitchen with that stirring the pot signature move.
     

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