[OFFICIAL] Do the Rockets "have something up their sleeve?" The POLL

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Os Trigonum, Jun 14, 2017.

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What do the Rockets have up their sleeve?

  1. All-out effort to land Chris Paul

    24.2%
  2. All-but-already-agreed-upon effort to sign Patrick Patterson (per Toronto Cyberex)

    20.2%
  3. Kidnap Paul George and tell him this is Los Angeles

    28.2%
  4. We're gonna paint Toyota Center green to land Gordon Heyward

    15.3%
  5. Forget Heyward, but let's offer his wife a job as a Rockets Power Dancer

    16.1%
  6. We "up our risk profile" by recruiting Yankee rookie Aaron Judge to play basketball

    10.5%
  7. The Warriors have ten free agents this summer. DO SOMETHING MOREY!!!!

    8.1%
  8. We're never beating GSW. He really IS just talking about a jersey re-design. You idiots.

    20.2%
  9. something something . . . cheeseburgers

    32.3%
  10. Other (please discuss below)

    15.3%
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  1. samtaylor

    samtaylor Member

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    Whataburger man is a free agent. My sleeves are ready.
     
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  2. Os Trigonum

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  3. ROXonROXonROX

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    Morey must have a verbal agreement with CP3 to land another star j/s
     
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  4. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member

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    well the trick up Morey's sleeve is obviously trading for Paul George and giving him Harden's number. talk about upping your risk profile.

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  5. cwebbster

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    We have gone through this same old song and dance numerous times. A bit jaded I guess you can say, so I say nope......
     
  6. hibbetts

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    Morey has something up his sleeve........I been disappointed before therefore, I'll believe it when I see it!
     
  7. steddinotayto

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    He has to be confident that he came move a combination of the players below to get enough capspace first:

    Ariza
    Anderson
    Gordon
    Williams

    Anderson's contract is the hardest to move unless Brooklyn is willing to rent out their capspace for a future 1st Rounder to absorb Ryno's $20 mill per.

    That, IMO, would be the real magic.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    We're not wearing sleeves.
     
  9. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member

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    so how would a potential PBev trade figure into the Morey sleeve theory of action? I admit I am puzzled
     
  10. SamFisher

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    It's time to panic.

    Sources are telling me there is a 43% chance whatever was up the sleeve just fell out of the neck hole and then tumbled to the ground
     
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  11. FTW Rockets FTW

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    PG about to go to the Lakers

    One of the sleeves about to tear open
     
  12. Le$$

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    this os trignam whatever his name is really needs a life. What if he dont, what ya gonna do? lol
     
  13. Os Trigonum

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    fify
     
  14. SamFisher

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    The only thing certain I'm hearing is that is that things are really heating up, blazing..if you will.
     
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    Morey read about Lebron, Melo, and Chris Paul wanting to play together in old age so he's switching the package to Carmelo Anthony instead of Paul George, Convincing Chris Paul to sign, then sign and trade James Harden for LeBron in 2018 after GS stomps everyone again.
     
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  16. yixiixiy

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    Started to think Morey perhaps miscalculated the situation. A lot of teams have readjusted their respective risk profiles to cope with the GSW effect. The chance of pulling off wild tricks in such an aggressive environment is unfavorable.

    In any case I'm not a big fan of the "big mouth" approach he's adopting. I'd much prefer the "silence" approach c.f. Sean Marks of Nets, leaking absolutely nothing before the Lopez trade. Can only hope something of the caliber of another Harden-esque trade is secretely in the making.
     
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    This got me thinking laterally. Suppose they can't unload Anderson. Instead, they make an all-out push to convince the league to make shots BEHIND the half court line worth 4 points. Ryno just has to step back like two steps and he's already there. Don't change the players; change the game.
     
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  18. Os Trigonum

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    Morey you magnificent bastard

     
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    Marc Stein on fire
     
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