So as I took my daily morning dump about 3 hours ago, I said to myself..."Self, how do some of these guys here on the BBS train themselves where they never have to take a dump while they are working during the day? Don't women pull that **** where they hold it all day and when they get home crap just explodes out of their rectum?"
For the last year or so, I somehow became so regular that I literally wake up to take my daily dump. In the first 10 mins of my day, it's a done deal. Sometimes it wakes me up before I'm ready to get out of bed though, so it's a blessing and a curse.
Harrisment is correct. Takes some self training...but when it starts working correctly, it is a thing of beauty...sorta.
As Im getting older, I will go anywhere now. Im usually listening to a podcast at work so Im almost always wearing earphones/or buds. If someone is in the stall right before and it smells like they ate a **** sandwich, Ill hold off for awhile and let it air out. My coworker told me he always knows when Im in the bathroom because I either talk or sing while wearing my ear phones. I never knew I did this before. Now I make sure I dont do this. I guess I can hold a note while pooping. Its a hidden talent. Please wash your hands before returning to work....sick bastards.
I posted this like four years ago lmao http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/dude-was-scared-to-urinate-next-to-me.253045/
I don't really care about the buffer rule. I'm picking the cleanest stall/urinal available. If they are equally clean, then I will apply the buffer rule. Also, if standing use the urinals. Splatter in front of a regular toilet will make me move on to the next toilet, find a different restroom, or hold it til I get home.
https://www.thecut.com/2015/05/science-of-us-guide-to-bathroom-behavior.html Territorial men like to spit into the urinal before peeing. “It’s a way to appear stronger and mark your space,” says Boise State sociologist Robert McCarl. “Males are more concerned about turf than women are. You get a group of males together, and there is a lot of posturing going on.”