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New Season/Houston Woes Haiku

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by sccdct34, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. sccdct34

    sccdct34 Member

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    The Astros are a huge disappointment, the Texans have no shot of making the playoffs, is Rockets season here yet? Here's a haiku to express this feeling, please respond with yours.

    'Stros always shutout,
    Sure wish we had Reggie Bush,
    Can't wait for tip off.
     
  2. piggy

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    New season, new hope.
    The exuberance of youth.
    Ming must direct them.
     
  3. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Contributing Member

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    These threads are real lame
    Hopefully they will stop soon
    when the season starts
     
  4. thewaterox

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    Kill Bill has landed,
    Gundy is on the hot seat,
    Ming will dominate.
     
  5. Realjad

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    Stros will bounce back
    Texans wouldn't cut college top 25
    Rockets prove why their the only franchise in Houston with championships[/QUOTE]


    FIN- these threads suck
     
  6. weslinder

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    Battier locks down.
    Spanoulis and Lucas dish.
    Hooray for new guys!

    Yao Ming Dominates.
    McGrady is Most Valued.
    Mutombo still rocks.

    Luke Scott could hit for
    The Cycle Every Night.
    Were it tied in Ninth.
     
  7. Will

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    No basketball news?
    Lame rumors, relive '90s,
    start a haiku thread.

    What's more boring than
    wanking about the season?
    Offseason wanking.
     
  8. cdastros

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    The astros had the love the rockets usually get.
    The Texans Reggie Bush, they did not get.
    Time to reclaim the city, bring back the heart of a champ.
     
  9. YaozaMac

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    These threads are lame
    Bring on my favorite game
    Roxs B-ball
    Roxs B-ball
    Roxs B-ball
    Is there an echo in the house
    I am a mouse going crazy waiting for the pre- (10-10)
    Season opener can't come too soon
    None of this makes any sense
    Please lock this thread
    In b4 the lock :eek:
     
  10. hotblooded

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    I dont know what Haiku means
    Can someone teach me Haiku
    I am assuming its just one sentence in three lines
     
  11. FFz

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    English haiku's suck
    I'd type one in japanese,
    But Yao boycotts all japanese stuff.

    I think its suppose to be 3,5,3 or 5,7,5 syllibles.
     
  12. Streets 01

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    Every rox fan is patiently waitin’- sittin here debatin
    The potential lineups- makin deals with god and satan
    Just prayin for a better outcome, then getting bounced from round one
    Fact is, gettin trounced is not fun.
    So I kick a little rhyme bout how the rockets will shine
    We’re back with my boy “Bat” and Mac’s back is fine
    Yao ming had one hell of a break out season
    Playin out of his mind like he was possessed by demons
    But now it’s a new year, and he’s got some new peers
    To “drop the ball” in the low post like new years
    B Wells, a straight up headcase like Sprewell
    Nab em at a low price, don’t work? Then re-sell
    We’re gonna *Skip* *Head*, and go straight to rapin teams
    In the *Span* 48 minutes, it’s a quick *Hayes*, like the days of Dream
    Like acrobats doin back flips on a mattress
    The fact is, the rox need a whole lot of practice
    To get that chemistry its hard work and preparation
    Then we fufill our championship aspirations.
     
  13. hotblooded

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    word that Sh8t tight
     
  14. topfive

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    Time for a rematch
    In round one -- Rockets and Mavs.
    Dirk Nowitski blows.


    Ev'ry fall, hope springs
    Eternal in my heart. Rox,
    Wish I could quit you.
     
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    People who can't rhyme
    But want to act all emo
    Do it with haikus

    I can't help myself
    Metaphors rush through my head
    Rockets are whale meat
     
  16. roxfan123

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    That is so cool... :rolleyes:
     
  17. T-2

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    What a great idea
    Tank season for the inknown
    This not very smart
     
  18. T-2

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    ^That was my haiku for last season. This year's:

    You know it's coming
    Gay wins Rookie Of The Year
    Houston fans are ticked.

    West to podium
    Stern hands the award to him
    "GM Of The Year"

    MemphisX chimes in
    Thanks us again for the trade
    BBS in flames
     
  19. KALIKULI

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    Novak will sink the distance
    TMac on vengeance for 06-07
    Ming on verge to be dominant
    And this buds for you! :eek:
     
  20. Silk

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    It did say Haiku,
    So stop the useless b****ing,
    Click another thread.
     

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