God help you, hotballa. I would have cried out at the injustice of it all, bellowed that they take their bleedin' instruments and lubricant, and put it where the sun don't shine (as long as it wasn't in me!), got up, and gotten the hell out of there. Or asked her out. I've had several of those things over the years, and have to get another in about a month. When you get older, they just want to poke and prod you more and more. There's just no justice. I should be able to be at my ease, as it were, and bugger the medicos with their tubes and syringes. I can't imagine having a girl I was sweet on staring at my arse in that situation. (and there were several!) Oh, the humanity!!
Something similar happened to me when I was in the hospital.. I was there for a few days and before they discharged me, they wanted me to poop so this pretty Hot nurse I been hitting on (I think she kinda liked me too) had to pop a laxative in my butt.. Needless to say it was kinda awkward cause I was visibly hesitant to let her stick it in my butt. Eventually I let her. After that I didn't talk to her much, I took a poop grabbed my stuff and left.
i'm going to add that this is another reason NOT to go to med school. Because even doctors have to go to the clinic, and that increases the odds that a med school crush is going to work on your things.
there are only a handful of things i could even come up with that are normal that could be more embarassing then that
Wuss. I had one at 16 and they didn't. hotballa, pretty funny but trust me, we've all had our moments. In another 4 or 5 decades I'll be ready to share mine.
That really does sound like the most uncomfortable situation imaginable. If you do decide to contact her again, expect her to demand being the man of the relationship again.
