Misleading title. Mods please edit. Many of these are not even mustaches. They are beards or other types of facial hair.
Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel, I had a bluesman in the back, and a beautician at the wheel. We're going downtown in the middle of the night We was laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright. Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide. Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide... ....... ....... .......