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Moestavern19 gets probation in dirty diaper theft

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Man gets probation in dirty diaper theft

HOUSTON, TX – A Houston man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation. Derek Tavern was convicted of possession of burglary tools. The Houston Journal reports Tavern also must serve 200 hours of community service and undergo a psycho-sexual examination.

Tavern was detained by the homeowner after entering a Houston home last September. A Houston County sheriff's deputy found six dirty diapers in Tavern's pockets.

The complaint said Tavern entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house.

According to the complaint, when asked whether he intended to steal dirty diapers, Tavern said "yes."

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#1 KingCheetah, Jun 4, 2010

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What in holy god's name of hell?

That looks just like me.

I'm freaked out man.

#2 moestavern19, Jun 4, 2010
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I cannot mock something I do not understand.

#3 Dairy Ashford, Jun 4, 2010
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freaked out.....and just a little titillated by the pending psycho sexual examination....

#4 bnb, Jun 4, 2010
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And another thing, couldn't he have just waited until trash day?

#5 Dairy Ashford, Jun 4, 2010
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Not sure why there is confusion here. Why wouldn't Moes be stealing dirty diapers?

#7 arkoe, Jun 4, 2010

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Got kind of a Harry Knowles thing goin' there with the Quaker beard. Any news on the Avatar sequel?

#8 Dairy Ashford, Jun 4, 2010
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Damn doppelgangers.

#9 conquistador#11, Jun 4, 2010
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. . and his last name is Tavern

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#10 Rocket River, Jun 4, 2010
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DaDakota said:

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Seems DD can take and dish personal pic humor.

Mad props Yo!

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Rocket River said:

. . and his last name is Tavern

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True story.

I should have known the man was a sexual deviant.

#12 gwatson86, Jun 4, 2010
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Rocket River said:

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His name is Dillon Makuski. Click on the link. Does look like Moes though.

Edit: Though you may have been going along with the joke.

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Rocket River said:

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And his first name is Derek.

#14 codell, Jun 4, 2010
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um, no offense Moe but... that looks just like you. I mean... exactly like you.

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His name is Dillon Makuski.
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How do you know a polack's looking for dirty diapers? When he breaks into your freaking house.

#16 Dairy Ashford, Jun 4, 2010
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With the internet being part of my daily life for almost 15 years it is very rare that any person's disgusting activities can actually shock me.

Congrats moes, you are one sick ****er

#17 Bandwagoner, Jun 4, 2010

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You should get dreads.

#18 RoxSqaud, Jun 4, 2010

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Well, I personally think this is absolutely disgusting.

I mean, let's be honest. Who among us doesn't have a least a little diaper fetish. But DIRTY diapers? That's just sick.

EDIT: Moderators, please delete the 3rd sentence of this post. My edit isn't working for some reason. Thanks.

#19 ima_drummer2k, Jun 4, 2010
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what was he going to do? omg omg omg.

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