northern california's latest slang is 'hyphy' kinda like the way houston people say 'throwed' wut else is there?!?!?!!? HAHAHA what are some of the latest ways to say ur $h!tfaced?!! i know we have some creative people here!
hammered, sloshed, ****-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, ****ed-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, chemically incovienenced, wasted, hammered, crunk, plastered, faded, sloshed, blasted, and r****ded.
Personally, I prefer "three-sheets-to-the-wind". It makes you sound like a member of the Royalty after a few too many, not some sordid drunk praying to the porcelain god. There's also the classic "t*** over arse", preferably said with the thickest Irish drogue you can manage. When you are Irish, there's nothing wrong with being drunk -- it's the natural state of things.